Sunday, February 22, 2015

Matt's Guide to the Oscars 2015



The Academy awards are almost upon us, and you know what that means:  time for another edition of my annual Guide to the Oscars, Volume 18.  I’ve been doing this since my days as a film critic; and while I left that vocation over a decade ago, I’ve always tried to do an Oscar preview as often as I could.  The reason?  It’s a lot of fun, plain and simple! 



For those of you who are first-time readers, I delineate who's nominated and why through fun-filled analysis.  For each category I will add my own personal opinions with four themes: who I want to win, who I think will win, who I think should win, and who was screwed in the voting.  I usually average between 75-80% with my choices.  Last year I got seven out of the top eight (picture, director, the four acting awards and the two writing awards) correct, and last year I got 19 out of 24 right.  It’ll be interesting to see how it goes this year.  Anyways, without further ado, here is Matt’s Guide to the 87th Annual Academy Awards.  Enjoy!



First off is Best Picture.  Here are the nominees, with the descriptions taken from the Academy Awards website and a link to the theatrical trailer.


  • American Sniper, Warner Bros.  Produced by Clint Eastwood, Robert Lorenz, Andrew Lazar, Bradley Cooper, Peter MorganAlready skilled with a rifle before he joins the Navy SEALS and departs for Iraq, Chris Kyle (Bradley Cooper) becomes one of the most skilled snipers in U.S. military history. As he rotates through four tours of duty, however, Kyle must deal with the high levels of stress and the toll on his personal life that are an unavoidable part of his harrowing work.
  •  Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance), Fox Searchlight.  Produced by Alejandro G Iñárritu, John Lesher,  James W SkotchdopoleBest known to the public as Birdman, the superhero he once played in a series of films, Riggan Thomson (Michael Keaton) hopes to reestablish himself as a serious actor by mounting his own dramatic production on Broadway. With his self-doubt hindering the project, Thomson also finds himself threatened by the presence of a high-profile, egotistical movie star (Edward Norton) in his cast.
  •  Boyhood, IFC Films.  Produced by Richard Linklater, Cathleen Sutherland.  Over the course of 12 years, a young boy named Mason (Ellar Coltrane) experiences the joys and difficulties of childhood. The child of divorced parents (Patricia Arquette and Ethan Hawke), both of whom are facing their own set of challenges, Mason, along with his sister Samantha (Lorelei Linklater), learns to navigate through a world in which the strengths and frailties of the adults around him have a profound impact on his own life.
  •  The Grand Budapest Hotel, Fox Searchlight.  Produced by Wes Anderson, Scott Rudin, Steven Rales, Jeremy Dawson.  As the owner of a once-luxurious Alpine hotel (F. Murray Abraham) relates its history to a visiting writer (Jude Law), he describes his youth as a lobby boy (Tony Revolori) at the Grand Budapest, where he was the protégé of the hotel's concierge, Monsieur Gustave (Ralph Fiennes). Gustave runs the five-star establishment with panache and an iron fist, while also offering his services as a lover to the older, wealthy women guests.
  •  The Imitation Game, The Weinstein Company .  Produced by Nora Grossman, Ido Ostrowsky, Teddy Schwarzman.  As World War II engulfs Europe, a group of English mathematicians are assembled at Bletchley Park to work in secret on cracking the code of a captured German Enigma encryption machine. With England's fate hanging in the balance, the group's leader, the brilliant, eccentric Alan Turing (Benedict Cumberbatch), must hide his homosexuality or risk arrest and persecution by the country he is fighting to save.
  •  Selma, Paramount.  Produced by Christian Colson, Oprah Winfrey, Dede Gardner, Jeremy Kleiner.  The life of civil rights leader Martin Luther King, Jr. (David Oyelowo) is examined through the dramatic events surrounding the historic 1965 freedom marches from Selma to Montgomery. Determined to fight the injustice and discrimination that African Americans continue to face in southern states despite the Civil Rights Act of 1964, King chooses Selma as the starting point for the peaceful protest marches that will focus the world's attention on the city and its response.
  •  The Theory Of Everything, Focus Features.  Produced by Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner, Lisa Bruce, Anthony McCarten.  Stephen Hawking (Eddie Redmayne) is a brilliant Cambridge graduate student when he learns that he has a progressive motor neuron disease and may die within two years. For Jane Wilde (Felicity Jones), Stephen's fellow student and future wife, the prognosis represents not a certainty but a challenge that her faith and Stephen's passionate determination can overcome.
  • Whiplash, Sony Pictures Classics.  Produced by Jason Blum, Helen Estabrook, David Lancaster.  Andrew (Miles Teller) is a 19-year-old music conservatory student who is determined to become a great jazz drummer. His talent and fierce passion draw the attention of the school's most intimidating teacher, Terence Fletcher (J.K. Simmons), who believes that students excel not through praise and encouragement, but through relentless humiliation and fear.
 COMMENTARY:  Through the past, oh, quarter century or so, Oscar has fallen into a sort of pattern in regards to its best picture nominees.  There always seem to be a few classifications that always make the cut, no matter what year it is.  Before 2009, when the Academy limited its best picture nominees to five, I had divided them into five categories (as such):  the Epic, the Box-Office Hit, the Brit/Chick Flick, the Triumph Over Adversity/Biopic, and The Other Flick.  While there are more choices to be had these days, the classifications remain pretty much the same.  The Epic is pretty self-explanatory; generally lasting over two-and-a-half hours, spanning a number of years, with a grand scope (Braveheart, Titanic, Gladiator).  The Box-Office Hit likewise is self-descriptive; films in this category made a shitload of money (Apollo 13, The Sixth Sense, Avatar).  The Brit/Chick Flick has two species to its classification:  the low-key British biopic (The Hours, The Queen, The King's Speech) and what used to be referred to as "women's films," i.e. romantic comedies, three-hankie weepers, and the like (Sense And Sensibility, Shakespeare In Love, Moulin Rouge!).  The Triumph Over Adversity/Biopic is self-explanatory as well; if it's not telling a true story of someone triumphing over incredible odds (In The Name Of The Father, A Beautiful Mind, The Blind Side), it's telling a fictional story of someone triumphing over incredible odds (The Shawshank Redemption, Good Will Hunting, Slumdog Millionaire).  They're usually critics' faves, make you feel good at the end type deals.  Lastly we have The Other Flick.  These ones are usually harder to nail down.  Usually smaller-budget independent type movies, or dealing with darker subject matter than the Academy usually recognizes, these used to be the "thanks for showing up but we want to smile so you don't have a chance in hell of winning" type films (The Piano, Fargo, In The Bedroom), but have more recently become accepted and even won (American Beauty, Million Dollar Baby, No Country For Old Men).

So of the nominees this year, what category do they fall into?  Well, the Box-Office Hit is a no-brainer; that's American Sniper.  The Epic would be Boyhood; not your father's Lawrence Of Arabia / Ben-Hur type epic, either.  It's smaller in scope (a cast of dozens as opposed to a cast of thousands) but it runs the gamut of emotions, spans twelve years in the life of a family, and lasts two hours and 45 minutes.  There are two members of the Brit/Chick Flick classification this year:  The Imitation Game and The Theory of Everything.  Those two could also fall under the category of Triumph Over Adversity/Biopic, in addition to Selma.  Which leaves Birdman, Grand Budapest Hotel and Whiplash as Other Flicks, who don't necessarily fit into a certain category but are comedic auteur films (Grand Budapest), dark as fuck (Whiplash), or both (Birdman).

 WHO I WANT TO WINI loved Birdman.  It was one of the last best picture nominees I had seen, and to be honest I wasn't really looking forward to it; it just seemed too obvious, and the few snippets I'd seen in trailers and commercials hadn't really piqued my interest.  The historian in me really loved Selma; so what if it wasn't 100% accurate - in regards to how certain white people (notice the italics there?  Good.) were portrayed?  You want unfiltered, uncensored, unbiased portrayals?  Well, you had better get a time machine and travel back to the sixties and march your fine self into the White House, because goddamn it, everything and I mean EVERYTHING told or seen second-hand is filtered, censored, and biased.  Historical films especially.  And in case you're waiting for me to tell you to read a book or watch a documentary to get the real picture -- guess what?  All are written or produced by people who have an agenda one way or another.  Selma was an amazing movie.  Wonderful performances all across the board, some intense and moving scenes, and it left you feeling both raw and uplifted at the end.  I have rarely left a movie so full of both hope and despair.  Hope because I know humanity has come so far, and despair because I know we are light years away from where we could be.  And back to hope again because, as Morgan Freeman says in The Shawshank Redemption, "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things; and no good thing ever dies."  But I digress.  

My thoughts on the other nominees?  Whiplash was 42nd Street with a drum set; nothing wrong with that, but I'd rather gaze at Ruby Keeler's gams than Miles Teller's self-satisfied mug any day of the week.  The Theory of Everything was a good movie with amazing performances by its two leads, but oddly enough the film as a whole really didn't move me as I expected it to.  Ditto for The Imitation Game.  I quite enjoyed American Sniper.  Actually, I'm not sure enjoyed is the right word; I definitely appreciated it, though.  What I really appreciated was the fact that Clint Eastwood took Chris Kyle's story and just put it out there on the screen.  There were no real flag-waving "he was a REAL AMERICAN HERO so you MUST LOVE HIM!!!" sermons, and neither was it a condemnation of war.  Clint basically said, "This is the man.  This was his life.  This is what he went through, at home and abroad," and let the audience come to their own conclusions via their own beliefs and personal history.  Grand Budapest starred my man-crush Ralph Fiennes (never thought I'd live to see the day when two of my favorite actors - Fiennes and Edward Norton - shared the screen), and I've always been a Wes Anderson fan, so I definitely enjoyed it, but as I said before, it's light and fluffy, and quite frankly, I'm surprised to admit that I actually preferred Royal Tenenbaums and Life Aquatic.  As for Boyhood, it's interesting.  The first time I saw it I couldn't see past the "gimmick", if you will.  After watching it a second time, I realized that, hell, after all is said and done, it's still Linklater.  All his movies are snippets of life, be it spread out over a couple of hours (Slacker), an evening (the grossly underrated SubUbia), a weekend (Dazed And Confused), or in this case twelve years.  There are no real sudden and dramatic character turns.  Nobody gets shot.  Shit doesn't explode.  None of the actors emote grotesquely and beg for an Oscar.  It's just a slice of life, and somehow I'd forgetten that amidst all the publicity and awards hullabaloo.  Still, I have to say that Birdman tops the bill for me.  I loved its "all one shot" way of filming a movie; especially in the very early scenes, it was incredibly theatrical, like seeing a filmed play.  I loved the drama, both onstage and off; like I said, being an actor, I can relate.  What really got me was the ending; it's so vague, and points in no direction and every direction at once; there are so many different takes you can get from it.  So after much deliberation, I would have to say Birdman is my favourite of this year's best picture nominees.

WHO WILL WIN:  This category, unlike the acting awards this year, is a tough one to call.  We can basically rule out five of the nominees and focus on three.  Whiplash is this year's Beasts of the Southern Wild - an independent movie by a new director that wouldn't have gotten a nomination had there been only five places, and which powered its way into the final eight by virtue of being a critics' darling and having an outstanding, out-of-nowhere performance by one of its actors.  The Theory of Everything and The Imitation Game are well-made British dramas that have picked up little steam in the past few weeks, and are pretty much placeholders at this point.  Selma is a wonderful movie, but only has two nominations.  The last movie to win best picture with hardly any nominations was Grand Hotel in 1931-32, 82 years ago; due to MGM forcing all its employees to vote for it, Edmund Goulding's star-studded soap opera took the prize on its only nod.  American Sniper has done boffo box office over the past few years, but it's too much of a hot-button issue for the Academy to get behind at the moment (on which more later).  Which leaves Birdman, Boyhood, and The Grand Budapest Hotel.  They are all films by auteurs, i.e. highly regarded directors (who for the most part have worked independently of Hollywood) who have a definite style and way of making movies that is noticeable.  Birdman and Grand Budapest tied for the most nominations this year with nine, which always helps a film's chances.  The actor's branch is the biggest branch of the Academy, accounting for almost 20% of the members.  This might not seem like much, but when it comes to the final balloting in which every member of every branch participates, it's a huge deal.  Now, Birdman is a film about theatre, and more specifically about actors, which will immediately intrigue the all-important 20%, and it's technically dazzling, which will help get some of the other guilds behind it.  Grand Budapest has a slew of technical nominations, but no acting nods, which hurts its chances somewhat; however, its cast is so huge, with so many roles (big and small), filled by name actors, that it's possible the modern-day version of the telephone game could have been happening over the past few weeks.  However, I think its story is a little too fluffy and slight for it to take home the big prize.  Boyhood only got six nominations, but they were all important ones (picture, director, screenplay, editing, and two acting nods).  It's been a juggernaut for the past four or five months, and it's only recently that the field has narrowed somewhat (if you can call going from a certainty to a 80% probability narrowing the field).  And while Birdman has been picking up a lot of steam lately (picking up the producer's guild award), I tend to think that the Academy will go with the comfortable, more heartfelt twelve-year labour of love that was BoyhoodOscar usually votes with posterity in mind; most of the time they would rather vote safely for a choice that will "fit the Academy mold" yet look nice years down the road, rather than choose something challenging or new (witness Forrest Gump's win over Pulp Fiction, The Shawshank Redemption AND Quiz Show in the same year).  There is the occasional Midnight Cowboy or No Country For Old Men, but those choices are few and far between.  So Boyhood it is.

WHO SHOULD WIN:  While I think Boyhood will garner the top award, I can't say enough about Birdman.  Acting-wise it is nearly perfect, and when you mix in the technical details and the multi-layered storyline, it is the obvious choice (in my opinion; but since this is my blog, hell ... everything here is my opinion!).  Selma would run a close second and if it weren't for its measly two nominations, would be considered a front-runner.


WHO WAS SCREWED:  I'm sweeping in from way out in left field with this one, but if I had to choose one movie that I saw which I think deserved to be among the top films of the year, it would have to be Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.  It gripped me from beginning to end.  There were moments of levity, tension and suspense, fear, and melancholy.  It moved me so much I recall at least three times the tears started flowing.  A wonderful movie which should have gotten at least five or six nominations, but only got one (for visual effects).  Also, Gone Girl continued David Fincher's streak of being able to do no wrong in my eyes.  I hadn't read the book, so I was totally unprepared for what the film had in store for me.  It was an emotional rollercoaster, and I think one of the reasons it hasn't gotten awards recognition is that it forces you to confront yourself and your life in ways that are quite unpleasant to think about.  So rather than really pondering some deep and poignant shit, Oscar voters pretty much brushed it off into "the less said about it, the better" pile.

Best Director
Wes Anderson, The Grand Budapest Hotel (Fox Searchlight).
Alejandro G. Iñárritu, Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (Fox Searchlight).
Richard Linklater, Boyhood (IFC Films).
Bennett Miller, Foxcatcher (Sony Pictures Classics).
Morten Tyldum, The Imitation Game (The Weinstein Company).

COMMENTARY:  As I mentioned earlier, three of the directors this year also co-produced and co-wrote their films (those would be the first three in our list).  This is the first time in history that three people have been nominated as producer, director, and writer for their respective films in the same year.  It speaks to the personal and independent nature of this year's awards.  

WHO I WANT TO WIN:  I loved the movie, so I would have to go with Iñárritu for BirdmanThe Mexican director took a leap of faith (like his fellow countryman Alfonso Cuaron last year, he flew close to the sun, as it were), and it paid off in spades.  Now if we can get Guillermo del Toro nominated next year for Crimson Peak, we can make it a trifecta - three Mexican best director winners in a row!  Olé!

WHO WILL WIN:  That being said, while I'm sure Iñárritu will garner his fair share of votes, I think it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that Linklater has this one in the bag.  It's Tyldum's first nomination, and his film has pretty much remained stagnant since the nominations were announced, so you can count him out.  Likewise for Bennett Miller; his movie wasn't nominated for best picture, and you have to go all the way back to 1928-29 (the second annual Academy Awards, so, oh ... only about 85 years ago) to find the only time a director has won without his picture at least being nominated for best picture.  For you trivia buffs out there who care about such things, Frank Lloyd won for The Divine Lady, which was basically a romantic drama about Admiral Horatio Nelson and Lady Emma Hamilton (a story which was done better twelve years later by Alexander Korda, starring Vivien Leigh and Laurence Olivier); best picture that year went to The Broadway Melody.  Wes Anderson will probably have to suffice himself with a writing award this year, which leaves Iñárritu and Linklater.  And while Birdman was an incredible piece of work, the perseverance and dedication Linklater showed, putting his trust in his actors and crew to keep coming back (and not die on him) over twelve years is too much to overcome.

WHO SHOULD WIN:  Iñárritu.  His film, simply put, was a work of artistry.  He takes the medium of cinema and uses it in new and exciting ways.

WHO WAS SCREWEDDavid Fincher, definitely.  Ridley Scott, although his movie wasn't perfect, had some great ideas with Exodus - Gods And Kings, and of course his visual style is second to none.  Ava DuVernay could have probably snuck in there, although the direction was one of the least remarkable parts of Selma.  But to me, of all the major contenders, the one who got screwed the most was Clint Eastwood.  And I'll tell you why.  (steps on soapbox and clears throat).  Eastwood took a subject that can be extremely divisive and was able to get people on both sides of the political divide to appreciate it.  A lot of it has to do with the fact, as I mentioned earlier, that he lets the audience do the work.  He doesn't go the Bruckheimer route and pump the gung-ho music while the actors stride triumphantly towards the camera; neither does he go all Michael Moore on us and condemn everything that's happening on screen.  The protagonist, Chris Kyle (played by Bradley Cooper) is neither deified nor demonized; we witness how he decides to join the military, and are privy to snippets from his many tours of duty and also his life in between when he returns to America.  Kyle's antagonist, a Syrian sniper known only as Mustafa (played by Sammy Sheik), while a scary and threatening presence, is basically Chris Kyle if he was on the other side; in other words, but for the life he was born into, it could easily be the story of Mustafa as well.  It hearkened me back to 2006, when Eastwood delivered the one-two cinematic punch of Flags Of Our Fathers and the far superior Letters From Iwo Jima.  And yet after all this the Academy decided to nominated Bennett Fucking Miller for the glacial silent film (practically) Foxcatcher.  Jesus Christ.  Foxcatcher my ass.  More like Dreamcatcher, as that shit put everyone in the motherfucking theatre to sleep.  Sigh ...

Best Actor
Steve Carell, Foxcatcher (Sony Pictures Classics).  As John du Pont, Steve Carell plays an eccentric millionaire who invites an Olympic wrestler to live and train at his estate.
Bradley Cooper, American Sniper (Warner Bros).  Bradley Cooper plays Chris Kyle, a military marksman dealing with the stress and personal toll caused by his deployment as a sniper.
Benedict Cumberbatch, The Imitation Game (The Weinstein Company).  Benedict Cumberbatch portrays Alan Turing, a brilliant mathematician working on a top secret project to crack the Nazis' encryption code.
Michael Keaton, Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (Fox Searchlight).  Michael Keaton plays Riggan, an actor preparing to appear in a Broadway play, although he is best known for his portrayal of a popular superhero.
Eddie Redmayne, The Theory of Everything (Focus Features).  Eddie Redmayne plays Stephen Hawking, a brilliant young cosmologist who learns that he is suffering from a progressive motor neuron disease.

COMMENTARY:  This is the third straight year Bradley Cooper's been nominated for an Oscar.  Who would have thought three years ago (with a track record of Wedding Crashers, All About Steve, The A-Team, and a couple of Hangover movies to that point) that Cooper would ever be nominated for an Oscar, let alone have the most Oscar love in his category (everyone else is new to the ball).  

WHO I WANT TO WIN:  Well, I loved Birdman, and I thought Keaton was fantastic in the role.  From the opening scene levitating in his room in nothing but his underpants to his flight through New York City, his performance verily soared.  And considering the fact that sometimes he was doing ten to fifteen minutes straight acting without a cut (the film is made to seem as if it were all one shot, but is cleverly filmed and edited to look that way; there are are at least 16 camouflaged cuts, and probably more), running the gamut from the heights of ecstasy to the pits of despair and back in one take (much like a theatrical actor).  My favorite scene?  Has to be when he was quite figuratively tearing his dressing room apart when Zack Galifianakis' character burst in on him through the door, and Keaton went from screaming at the top of his lungs and throwing shit around to a casual, "Hey, what's up?" in the blink of an eye.  Had me in stitches.  And, irregardless of performance (because you KNOW Oscar sometimes votes for a body of work or a career of longevity rather than a specific performance), I think he's paid his dues as well.  From Beetlejuice (or, as I prefer to spell it, Betelgeuse) to the first two Batman movies, to my favorite Keaton performance(s) in Multiplicity - and let's not forget his incredibly funny role as Dogberry in Kenneth Branagh's Much Ado About Nothing - he's been hanging around quite a while.  He took a big risk playing what amounts to a parody of himself, or at least his public image, and the gamble paid off.  I would also like to say that I would not be disappointed if the Academy decided to give Les Miserables' Marius, Eddie Redmayne, some Oscar love; I'd drink to that!  But Redmayne will most likely have many more chances in the future, so my heart is for Keaton.

WHO WILL WIN:  This is really the only acting category that isn't yet a foregone conclusion.  This has, for the longest time, been a two-horse race, and it's only recently that rumblings of a possible Bradley Cooper upset have emerged.  I don't really think that will happen, although if it does, it would be a solid choice.  I've never seen Cooper so submerged in a role; even in more dramatic fare, he's always maintained a sort of above-it-all attitude, a smarminess that's not unlikeable but I was always like, "Hey, there's Bradley Cooper with a perm ... there's Bradley Cooper with a beard ... there's Bradley Cooper wearing a cowboy hat ... BC doing this ... BC doing that."  There was none of that here.  He subsumed himself into the role of Chris Kyle, not just physically by beefing up and putting on 40 pounds of muscle, but also by just becoming the man.  The dead eyes.  The lack of emotion in his voice; it was really a great performance.  That being said, it's between Keaton and Redmayne.  I honestly can't predict who will walk onto the podium to collect his golden statuette this year.  Oscar has always had a love affair with showy performances.  You know the kind I mean ... roles which allow a character to really show that they're acting, like playing mentally or physically handicapped people.  Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man.  Daniel Day-Lewis in My Left Foot.  Al Pacino in Scent Of A Woman.  Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump.  Geoffrey Rush in Shine.  Jamie Foxx in Ray.  Colin Firth in The King's Speech.  Get the picture?  But here's the thing ... Redmayne's performance is really the opposite of showy.  In fact, he didn't have any foaming-at-the-mouth "look at me, I'm playing crazy" diatribes or "I'm a blind, stuttering cripple with an IQ of 45" scenes.  His performance was difficult in that his characterization had to get progressively minimal as Hawking's ALS ravaged his body; for the second half of the movie, everything had to be communicated through his eyes.  He never once resorted to overacting, even when his character was beginning to realize he would spend the rest of his life trapped in his own body.  No voices were raised.  A chair was thrown.  That's ... pretty much it.  It was a marvelous performance and I can't say enough about it.

WHO SHOULD WIN:  While Keaton and Cooper were wonderful, I can't deny that I was blown away by what Redmayne accomplished.  You'll notice I haven't really mentioned Cumberbatch or Carell.  Well, Benedict Cumberbatch is embarking on his career as the new Peter O'Toole, and will doubtless be nominated seven or eight more times before he shuffles off his mortal coil.  He was fine as Alan Turing, but there wasn't anything special about his performance to my eyes.  I thought he was much more intriguing as Khan in Star Trek Into Darkness.  As for Carell, he got the Nicole Kidman "I got an Oscar nomination for fucking with my face" treatment, or maybe for not playing Brick Tamland.  Although I'm sure John du Pont probably had thoughts of killing a man with a trident as well.

WHO WAS SCREWED:  David Oyelowo as Martin Luther King in Selma.  Not because he played a Great Person, but because he humanized a man whose humanity has been marginalized over the past fifty years while en route to canonization.  His Dr. King is a man who is noble and driven in his professional life, and tries to be in his personal life, but is not immune to his baser instincts.  On a performance level, I quite enjoyed the way he portrayed Dr. King's everyday voice as being quite distinct from his public speaking timbre.  And of course my boy Ralph Fiennes was hilarious as M. Gustave in The Grand Budapest Hotel - a film which got no acting nominations, but should have gotten Fiennes his third (he is long overdue for one, and I'm not saying that because I'm biased!).  Finally, Andy Serkis.  Yes, Andy Serkis.  It seems like every couple of years I'm extolling his virtual virtues.  Gollum in the Lord Of The Rings movies.  The eponymous King Kong.  Captain Haddock in The Adventures Of Tintin.  Caesar in the two recent Planet Of The Apes movies.  If actors can get nominated for fucking with their face, there's no reason why they can't get nominated for mocap performances.  I dare anyone to watch Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes and not feel empathy for Caesar.  Why is it that motion capture performances are considered "not real?"  Anyone who knows anything about filmmaking in the modern age (and I'm hopeful that at least some of the Oscar voters do) knows that mocap is just another trick of the trade, the latter-day equivalent of what Lon Chaney Sr. was doing a hundred years ago.  Hell, Fredric March won the Oscar more for his unrecognizable Mr. Hyde rather than Dr. Jekyll in 1931-32.  To keep ignoring an actor of Andy Serkis' talents because of a technicality is ridiculous.  Sadly, he'll probably only get nominated when he's 78 years old playing a real live human.  I'm getting angry.  Let's move on, shall we?

Best Actress
Marion Cotillard, Two Days, One Night (Sundance Selects).  As Sandra, Marion Cotillard portrays a factory worker who has two days to convince her colleagues to forgo their bonuses so that she can keep her job.
Felicity Jones, The Theory Of Everything (Focus Features).  Felicity Jones portrays Jane Hawking, a young woman whose love for a brilliant scientist helps him to defy the dire prognosis he has received.
Julianne Moore, Still Alice (Sony Pictures Classics).  As Alice Howland, Julianne Moore plays a college professor who learns that she is suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's disease.
Rosamund Pike, Gone Girl (20th Century Fox).  Rosamund Pike plays Amy Dunne, a young wife whose disappearance causes suspicion to fall on her husband.
Reese Witherspoon, Wild (Fox Searchlight).  Reese Witherspoon plays Cheryl, a young woman who attempts to reclaim control of her life by undertaking a thousand-mile hike along the Pacific Crest Trail.

COMMENTARY:  Has it really been twelve years since Julianne Moore was last nominated for an Oscar?  It seems like just yesterday when she was a perennial Oscar also-ran.  Boogie Nights in 1997, The End Of The Affair in 1999, a double nominee for Far From Heaven (lead) and The Hours (supporting) in 2002, and then ... an impressive resume (Children Of Men, Blindness, The Kids Are All Right) but as for Oscar nods ... zip.  Zilch.  Nada.  That will all change on February 22nd, when Ms. Moore gets her long-awaited first Oscar for her performance in Still Alice.

WHO I WANT TO WIN:  I've loved Julianne Moore for years, so I will be thrilled to bits to see her win.

WHO WILL WIN:  Former winners Cotillard and Witherspoon and newcomers Jones and Pike don't stand a chance in hell of winning.  It's Julianne Moore's time this year.

WHO SHOULD WIN:  I gotta be honest with you, I've only seen two of the nominated performances, those of Jones and Pike.  Of the two, I would have to go with the latter.  Felicity Jones was a marvel in The Theory Of Everything.  The movie would not have worked without her performance being as precise as it was.  It was heartbreaking to watch her go from believing her and Stephen's love was strong enough to surpass the immense physical barrie between them, to the despondency of realizing that love alone simply wasn't enough.  Her body language is subtle and gradual, and speaks volumes.  But Rosamund Pike.  My God.  I'd seen her in a few things before, most memorably as Miranda Frost in Die Another Day (which, come to think of it, may have helped with preparation for playing Amy Dunne).  There was also Jane Bennet in Pride & Prejudice, which displayed her softer side, but she very much existed below my cinematic radar until this fall.  No more.  At first you empathize with her and, yes, even begin to love her (speaking of which, it was a brilliant move casting Ben Affleck as Nick; he's so good-looking and so good at pulling off the self-satisfaction of someone who knows it) until you realize, holy shit -- she's not who we thought she was!!!  The dramatic arc is incredible ... and she makes the final scene simultaneously inspiring and chilling.  Pike would definitely my pick for best actress this year ... but like I said before, she doesn't stand a chance in hell of winning.


WAS WAS SCREWED:  Angelina Jolie for Maleficent.  She took a character who we previously associated with pure evil, and humanized her.  Her innocence at the beginning of the picture, her rage, shame, and despair when her wings were clipped (an obvious allegory for rape), and her attitude towards Aurora (Elle Fanning) -- first loathing, then begrudging acceptance, and eventually puckish playmate -- I thought it was a great performance.  

Best Supporting Actor
Robert Duvall, The Judge (Warner Bros).  As Joseph Palmer, Robert Duvall plays a self-righteous judge who finds he needs the help of his son, a ruthless defense attorney.
Ethan Hawke, Boyhood (IFC Films).  Ethan Hawke plays a divorced father whose free-spirited lifestyle conflicts with his responsibility to his children.
Edward Norton, Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (Fox Searchlight).  Edward Norton plays Mike, an egotistical movie star who is cast in a Broadway play opposite a faded actor desperate for a comeback.
Mark Ruffalo, Foxcatcher (Sony Pictures Classics).  Mark Ruffalo portrays David Schultz, an Olympic wrestling champion and a devoted husband and father.
J.K. Simmons, Whiplash (Sony Pictures Classics).  As Fletcher, J.K. Simmons plays a music teacher who motivates his students through fear and humiliation.

COMMENTARY:  Another one of those categories that's pretty much sewn up, this one by first time nominee J.K. Simmons.  The others have all been here before; this is Ruffalo's second nomination, Norton's third, Hawke's fourth -- his second for acting -- and Duvall's seventh (he won best actor for Tender Mercies back in 1983).  Speaking of Duvall, this is his third time being nominated for playing a judge, following his roles as Tom Hagen in The Godfather and Jerome Facher in A Civil Action.  

WHO I WANT TO WIN:  Edward Norton attracted my attention in the mid 1990s with his masterful performance in Primal Fear, followed two years later by American History X, both of which he was nominated for.  He's kept up the pace in the sixteen years since his last nomination, in such diverse films as Fight Club, Death To Smoochy, The 25th Hour, The Illusionist, The Incredible Hulk, and Moonrise Kingdom, but has had nothing to show for it, at least at the Academy Awards.  That's why I'm thrilled he's finally been nominated again.  He displays all the egotism and insecurity of an actor in what surely has to be a semi-autobiographical part in Birdman.  Just as a sidenote, two Bruce Banners are nominated in this same category this year.  Just sayin'.

WHO WILL WIN:  J. Jonah Jameson.  Oh, sorry ... thought we were still doing the comic book thing.  J.K. Simmons will take home the award for his "If J. Jonah Jameson were a music teacher" routine.  No, seriously, it's a really good performance.  Now you could say that Fletcher is really a leading role, and in truth you would have a case.  But this is why the supporting acting categories were created; to honor the character actors who would not usually stand a chance beside all the big stars in the leading categories.  Witness Richard Jenkins' loss to Sean Penn a few years ago.  I would much rather see a Simmons, Jenkins, Patricia Clarkson or Viola Davis get a nomination here for what amounts to a leading role, rather than have people like Tom Cruise or Johnny Depp slum it in a supporting role in an obvious bid to get their elusive first Oscars.  

WHO SHOULD WIN:  You know, all these performances were fine.  Yes, even Ruffalo's, although I hated Foxcatcher.  Hawke displayed a nice progression from being a nice but self-centered dad to a well-adjusted father figure, but it's too subtle for Academy tastes.  Duvall was very good in The Judge, and if there is an upset here (and there won't be, but if there is) the winner would most surely be Duvall.  Why?  He's 84 years old (the oldest male nominee ever, and fifth-oldest acting nominee all-time, behind Gloria Stuart, Emmanuelle Riva, Ruby Dee, and June Squibb).  His chances of picking up another nomination dwindle with each passing year.  He's been around forever and one of the few remaining links to Old Hollywood (hell, he played Boo Radley in To Kill A Mockingbird -- 52 years ago!).  Norton and Simmons I've already mentioned.  None of these nominees would really bug me, but since Simmons is going to win, I guess it really doesn't matter, does it?

WHO WAS SCREWED:  Neil Patrick Harris was really good in Gone Girl; not the kind of role we're accustomed to seeing him in.  And really, wouldn't it be awesome if he had hosted and been nominated in the same year; would have been better than Franco, that's for sure.  And I don't think he's really been on anyone's radar at all this year, but Stephan James (a Canadian, by the way) really impressed me as John Lewis in Selma.  

Best Supporting Actress
Patricia Arquette, Boyhood (IFC Films).  Patricia Arquette portrays a divorced mother struggling to make a life for herself and her two children.
Laura Dern, Wild (Fox Searchlight).  Laura Dern plays Bobbi, a single mother whose love for life becomes an inspiration for her troubled daughter.
Keira Knightley, The Imitation Game (The Weinstein Company).  Keira Knightley plays Joan Clarke, a young woman with a talent for ciphers who finds herself part of a top secret group of code breakers during the Second World War.
Emma Stone, Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (Fox Searchlight).  Emma Stone portrays Sam, the sarcastic daughter of a movie star who mocks him for his efforts to be taken seriously as an actor.
Meryl Streep, Into The Woods (Walt Disney).  Meryl Streep plays the Witch, a powerful sorceress who has placed a curse on a baker's family, yet cares tenderly for the child she once stole and keeps locked in a tower.

COMMENTARY:  This is La Streep's 19th nomination.  I think it's safe to say that at this point she could take a dump off a crane and it would get her some sort of award.  The longest she's gone between nominations since her first nod for The Deer Hunter in 1978?  Five years.  Once.  Between 1990 (Postcards From The Edge) and 1995 (The Bridges Of Madison County).  This is her seventh nomination this century -- and by this century I mean the past fifteen years.  And she's only 65.  Give her another 15-20 years, and she could easily reach 25, perhaps even 30 nominations.  

WHO I WANT TO WIN:  Streep is awesome, though.  I went through a phase about 15 years ago when I was incredibly anti-Streep, but after I realized that was just the natural contrarian in me, I started actually paying attention to her performances.  And dammit, she's really freakin' good!  Sophie's Choice; The Bridges Of Madison County; The Hours.  It's been in the past decade, however that she has really impressed me.  Comedy, drama, musicals -- she can do it all.  I haven't actually seen Into The Woods yet, though, so I can't comment on that.  I actually forgot Laura Dern was nominated at all.  As for the three movies I've seen, I would have to say I'd be cheering for Emma Stone.  She first caught my attention in Superbad and I've liked her ever since.  Birdman was my favorite of the nominees, and Stone had a couple of really good scenes.  Not just the obvious "screaming at my dad" scene which dollars to donuts will be shown on Oscar night, but the low-key ones, like her rooftop meetings with Edward Norton, in which she gets him to open up and drop the facade -- just by being real.

WHO WILL WIN:  Patricia Arquette.   It's a foregone conclusion.  The only name that's been mentioned in close to the same breath as hers is Stone's.  I find it incredibly ironic that the two first-time nominees are front runners in the race while La Streep is pretty much a non-factor.  Pundits are being incredibly sexist and saying that Arquette will get the Oscar basically for allowing herself to age onscreen without going under the knife.  That sort of attitude sickens me.  The Oscar ceremony itself may be plastic and superficial, but Arquette's performance was real and at times painfully raw.  I can't even imagine how difficult it would be to become a character for a couple of weeks, put it out of your mind for a year, and have to reprise the same character a year later.  And do that ten more times!!!  There are no histrionics (with the exception of a mini-meltdown towards the end of the movie); she implies strength and determination without flipping shit, as most good mothers do.

WHO SHOULD WIN:  Hmmmm ... flip a coin.  Arquette, Stone and Knightley were all good.  I haven't really mentioned Miss Keira, but I was actually more impressed with her than I was with Cumberbatch.  Her slyly defiant attitude when at first being barred from writing the test, her joie de vivre as Joan and Turing spend time together, and the devastation in her face at seeing Turing drug-addled and incapacitated for the final time.  I think I'll go with Stone simply because I liked her movie better than the others.

WHO WAS SCREWED:  Carmen Ejogo as Coretta Scott King.  Her scenes confronting MLK regarding his indiscretions were wrenching, and the scene in which she met Malcolm X was very well-played.  It's actually the second time she's played Mrs. King - she was the same character in Boycott (2001, about the bus boycotts following Rosa Parks' arrest).  Another extremely underrated actor, Jeffrey Wright, played Dr. King in that telefilm.  Also, Sienna Miller did a good job as Chris Kyle's long-suffering wife in American Sniper.

We've only done six categories and I'm already running out of time, so since brevity is the soul of wit, and tediousness the limbs and outwards flourishes, let me be brief from hereon in.

Best Original Screenplay

Wes Anderson & Hugo Guinness, The Grand Budapest Hotel (Fox Searchlight).

E Max Frye & Dan Futterman, Foxcatcher (Sony Pictures Classics).

Dan Gilroy, Nightcrawler (Open Road Films).

Alejandro G. Iñárritu, Nicolás Giacobone, Alexander Dinelaris, Jr. & Armando Bo, Birdman or

            (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (Fox Searchlight).

Richard Linklater, Boyhood (IFC Films).

COMMENTARY:  Links to the screenplays of all the nominees are above.  

WHO I WANT TO WIN:  Birdman, obviously.  It had some incredibly hilarious scenes, some witty one-liners, and I quite enjoyed the magical realism of the thing.  Plus, as mentioned before, it was my favorite movie of the bunch.

WHO WILL WIN:  For the longest time, I had kind of assumed this would be a bone tossed to Wes Anderson, but the more I think about it, the more I realize the screenplay isn't the most memorable thing about it.  The performances and visual style are what make Grand Budapest work.  Boyhood's screenplay is a little bit by-the-numbers.  I haven't seen Nightcrawler, but I know it has some hardcore fans out there, so there's a possibility some may vote for it as a kind of fuck-you to the Academy for not giving it anything else.  No, the more I think about it, the more I think Birdman will fly away with the writing award.

WHO SHOULD WIN:  I'm sticking with Birdman, although a quick perusal of the Nightcrawler script makes me really want to check it out.

Best Adapted Screenplay

Paul Thomas Anderson, Inherent Vice (Warner Bros).
Damien Chazelle, Whiplash (Sony Pictures Classics).
Jason Hall, American Sniper (Warner Bros).
Anthony McCarten, The Theory Of Everything (Focus Features).
Graham Moore, The Imitation Game (The Weinstein Company).

COMMENTARY:  Same as the previous category, links to all the screenplays are above.

WHO I WANT TO WIN:  American Sniper was structured really well.  I enjoyed the sarcasm of Alan Turing in Imitation Game.  Whiplash's actual screenplay is really well-written.  Any of these would be fine.

WHO WILL WIN:  More often than not, the writing awards go to best picture nominees, usually as a consolation prize for best picture also-rans.  We have four best picture nominees in this race; the only one not vying for the top prize is Inherent Vice, whose writer (and director), Paul Thomas Anderson, is, ironically, the only one here who has been nominated before.  I think we can count out Theory Of Everything, as there's nothing about its screenplay that is truly memorable.   Whiplash has been drumming up a lot of support (see what I did there?) and could sneak through.  American Sniper is not really known for its screenplay, but it's a definite possibility.  But I think The Imitation Game's quite literal "pay attention or you'll be lost" screenplay will have the upper hand here.  Not only that, like I mentioned before, it would be a bone to be tossed to a film that will most probably not win anything else.

WHO SHOULD WIN:  Gillian Flynn for Gone Girl.  Oh, wait ... she wasn't nominated?  Fuck that shit!!!  What the hell ... American Sniper ... why not?

WHO WAS SCREWED:  See above.

Best Original Score

Alexandre Desplat, The Grand Budapest Hotel (Fox Searchlight).

Alexandre Desplat, The Imitation Game (The Weinstein Company).
Jóhann Jóhannsson, TheTheory Of Everything (Focus Features).
Gary Yershon, Mr Turner (Sony Pictures Classics).
Hans Zimmer, Interstellar (Paramount / Warner Bros).

COMMENTARY:  Desplat's double nomination gives him eight in total, albeit without a win so far, since 2006.  Zimmer's nod is his tenth, since much farther back (Rain Man, 1988).  This is the first nomination for the other two.

WHO I WANT TO WIN:  I'd like to see Desplat win for Grand Budapest; he deserves a win (Zimmer already has an Oscar for The Lion King).  Besides, it's a jaunty, bouncy score that had me bouncing along with it while watching.

WHO WILL WIN:  I have a feeling Desplat may cancel himself out here.  Look for Johannsson to win this, as he's locked up many of the precursors.

WHO SHOULD WIN:   That's a very good question.  They're all really good.  Yershon's stands out because it's a lot moodier than the rest, but I'm going to go with Hans Zimmer for Interstellar.  Listening to some of the tracks, with the modulation of volume and different instrumentations, it's probably my favorite of five really good scores.

Best Original Song
"Everything Is Awesome," The Lego Movie (Warner Bros).  Music & lyrics by Shawn Patterson.  Performed by Tegan & Sara feat. The Lonely Island. 
"Glory," Selma (Paramount).  Music & lyrics by John Stephens & Lonnie Lynn.  Performed by John Legend & Common.  
"Grateful," Beyond The Lights (Relativity Media).  Music & lyrics by Diane Warren.  Performed by Rita Ora.  
"I'm Not Gonna Miss You," Glen Campbell ... I'll Be Me (Area 23a).  Music & lyrics by Glen Campbell & Julian Ryamond.  Performed by Glen Campbell.
"Lost Stars," Begin Again (The Weinstein Company).  Music & lyrics by Craig Alexander & Daniel Brisebois.  Performed by Adam Levine. 

COMMENTARY:  This is famed ballad writer Diane Warren's seventh nomination, and her first in fourteen years.  The former Jerry Bruckheimer go-to ("How Do I Live," "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing," and "There You'll Be," among others) has been silent at the Oscars of late. All the other nominees are first-timers.

WHO I WANT TO WIN:  My favorite some among these is "Glory."  I thought "Grateful" was a really nice ballad as well.  "Lost Stars" is fantastic in the context of the movie, but listening to it without reference, it only really picks up in the last third of the song when Levine lets loose and does his thing.  I know this is heresy, but "Everything Is Awesome" did nothing for me.  It's catchy, yes ... but it's always really damn annoying!  And then there's "I'm Not Gonna Miss You," by Glen Campbell.  Never been a fan; I've preferred cover versions over his own renditions of songs through the years.  But damn it if I wasn't in tears after listening to the song (linked above), knowing that, as I write this, Campbell is in the latter stages of Alzheimer's disease.  So as a song, I would love to see "Glory" win; as a tribute to a man, and because just thinking of it tugs at my heartstrings, I'd have to give my vote to "I'm Not Gonna Miss You."

WHO WILL WIN:  There has been a lot of talk that "Everything Is Awesome" will win out as a way of lending support for a film that many thought was snubbed in the best animated film race.  That could very well happen, but I think this will be a place voters will feel obliged to support "Glory," as a way of defending themselves from accusations of racism.  "I'm Not Gonna Miss You" won a Grammy for Best Country Song, and I'd be thrilled if it won, but its distributor is not a player in Hollywood and I can't see it pushing past "Glory," which is riding both the Paramount publicity machine and collective white guilt.

WHO SHOULD WIN:  "Glory."

Best Cinematography


Roger Deakins, Unbroken (Universal).
Emmanuel Lubezki, Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (Fox Searchlight).
Dick Pope, Mr Turner (Sony Pictures Classics).
Robert Yeoman, The Grand Budapest Hotel (Fox Searchlight).
Lukasz Zal, Ryszard Lenczewski, Ida (Music Box Films).

COMMENTARY:  This is Deakins' 12th nomination, and seventh in as many years.  He hasn't won yet, and won't this year.  Lubezki finally won on his sixth try last year, for Alfonso Cuaron's Gravity (it was the third Cuaron film he had been nominated for, following A Little Princess and Children Of Men).  Both men were first nominated for two of my favorite films of the 1990s, Deakins for The Shawshank Redemption, and Lubezki for A Little Princess.  Dick Pope has one previous nomination, for The Illusionist, while Yeoman and Zal & Lenczewski are here for the first time.

WHO I WANT TO WIN:  I'd love to see Deakins take home an Oscar; he's definitely due for one.  

WHO WILL WIN:  I'm thinking this award will go to  Yeoman for Grand Budapest.  I loved the way he changed up aspect ratios depending on the era depicted.  As well, he worked well with Anderson to create cotton-candy Kubrick-lite compositions which really worked well for the film.

WHO SHOULD WIN:  I've only seen Grand Budapest and Birdman out of the five nominees.  While I wouldn't be extremely disappointed if Youman took the prize, Lubezki's work was wonderful in that it had to co-ordinate with the editing to maintain a seamless flow.  Not only that, the lighting got more and more ominous as the film went on, but very subtly so.

Best Production Design
The Grand Budapest Hotel (Fox Searchlight).  Adam Stockhausen (art), Anna Pinnock (set).
The Imitation Game (The Weinstein Company).  Maria Djurkovic (art), Tatiana Macdonald (set).
Interstellar (Paramount / Warner Bros).  Nathan Crowley (art), Gary Fettis (set).
Into The Woods (Walt Disney).  Dennis Gassner (art), Anna Pinnock (set).
Mr Turner, (Sony Pictures Classics).  Suzie Davies (art), Charlotte Watts (set).

COMMENTARY:  If Grand Budapest Hotel doesn't run away with this award, I'll eat my shorts.

WHO I WANT TO WIN:  See above.

WHO WILL WIN:  See above.

WHO SHOULD WIN:  See above.

Best Costume Design
Colleen Atwood, Into The Woods (Walt Disney).
Mark Bridges, Inherent Vice (Warner Bros).

Milena Canonero, The Grand Budapest Hotel (Fox Searchlight).
Jacqueline Durran, Mr Turner (Sony Pictures Classics).
Anna B Sheppard, Maleficent (Walt Disney).

COMMENTARY:  Most of these people are old hands at the Oscars.  Atwood has been nominated ten times before, winning thrice (for Chicago, Memoirs Of A Geisha, and Alice In Wonderland).  Her first nomination was for one of my favorite films of the 1990s, Gillian Armstrong's Little Women.  Milena Canonero is likewise a three-time winner (for Barry Lyndon, Chariots Of Fire, and Marie Antoinette).  Grand Budapest marks her ninth nod.  This is Durran's fourth go-around at the Oscar; she previously won two years ago for Anna Karenina.  This is Sheppard's third nomination, and her first for a movie that doesn't involve the Holocaust (her prior nods were for Schindler's List and The Pianist).  Bridges won on his only previous nomination for The Artist (and you can't get much different from the stylish black-and white offerings of The Artist than the cornucopia of 1970s color that is Inherent Vice).

WHO I WANT TO WIN:  You know what, I would like to see Sheppard grab her first Oscar.  Everyone else has already got one, and quite frankly I think the costuming was an important part of helping to develop Maleficent's character.  Throw in the colorful fairies and Aurora's gowns and, yeah, sure ... why not?

WHO WILL WIN:  Toss a coin.  Even though the costumes really didn't jump out at me like they did for Maleficent or even Into The Woods, Canonero has one thing going for her, and that's the fact that Grand Budapest is the only best picture nominee out of the bunch.  In fact, I could see Anderson's film pulling off the visual trifecta of cinematography, production design, and costume design.  It used to happen quite often (The English Patient, Titanic, The Aviator and Memoirs Of A Geisha), but not so much recently.  I think the only thing that will stop Grand Budapest from cleaning up the visual awards is if Birdman wins for cinematography.

WHO SHOULD WIN:  Maleficent.

Best Makeup & Hairstyling

Bill Corso, Dennis Liddiard, Foxcatcher (Sony Pictures Classics).

Frances Hannon, Mark Coulier,The Grand Budapest Hotel (Fox Searchlight).
Elizabeth Yianni-Georgiou, David White, Guardians Of The Galaxy (Walt Disney).

COMMENTARY:  If one of the films in this category has been nominated for best picture, this award often goes to it as a sort of coat-tail nomination, irregardless of whether it actually has the best makeup job.  Think Dallas Buyers Club knocking off The Lone Ranger and Bad Grandpa last year, Les Miserables beating out The Hobbit and Hitchcock two years ago, Benjamin Button winning over The Dark Knight and Hellboy II in 2008.  In fact, you have to go back 17 years to 1997, when Men In Black triumphed over Titanic, to find a non-best picture nominee beating a best picture nominee in this category.  It's really sad, because there are some really great makeup jobs that have lost over the years due to the big ol' Hollywood bandwagon.  I don't think that will happen this time though.  Just as in 1997, I think Guardians Of The Galaxy's alien life forms are too unique and diverse to be able to lose this one.  Not only that, it was very well received and loved, so that gives it another push in the direction of the podium.  Don't get me wrong, I thought Tilda Swinton was barely recognizable as the old lady in Grand Budapest, but aside from Saoirse Ronan's birthmark, that was pretty much it.  Guardians Of The Galaxy was ALL makeup, and therefore it should win this category hands down.

Best Visual Effects

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (Walt Disney).  Dan DeLeeuw, Russell Earl, Bryan Grill,

            Dan Sudick.
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (20th Century Fox).  Joe Letteri, Dan Lemmon, Daniel Barrett, Erik Winquist.
Guardians Of The Galaxy (Walt Disney).  Stephane Ceretti, Nicolas Aithadi, Jonathan Fawkner, Paul Corbould.
Interstellar (Paramount / Warner Bros).  Paul Franklin, Andrew Lockley, Ian Hunter, Scott Fisher.
X-Men: Days Of Future Past (20th Century Fox).  Richard Stammers, Lou Pecora, Tim Crosbie, Cameron Waldbauer.

COMMENTARY:  While this could feasibly be one of the bones the Academy tosses at Interstellar (which tied with Foxcatcher for the most nominations without a best picture nod, with five), it doesn't seem like Interstellar was truly loved, so I think it's less likely to get anything than people might imagine.  I'm going to put my money on Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes here.  I want it to win, I think it will win, and it should win.  Moving on ...

Best Sound Editing
American Sniper (Warner Bros).  Alan Robert Murray, Bub Asman.
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (Fox Searchlight).  Martin Hernández, Aaron Glascock.
The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies (New Line / MGM / Warner Bros).  Brent Burge, Jason Canovas.
Interstellar (Paramount / Warner Bros).  Richard King.
Unbroken (Universal).  Becky Sullivan, Andrew DeCristofaro.

COMMENTARY:  It used to be this category had three slots for nominees; that all changed in 2006 when it expanded to five.  That being said, I think this is a two-horse race between American Sniper and Interstellar.  The latter has three-time winner Richard King as its sound editor, so it shouldn't be counted out, but the two men who worked on Sniper have seven and five nominations apiece, as well as a win for Eastwood's Letters From Iwo Jima, so they're no slouches.  Therefore I reiterate my comments above about the Academy's lackluster reaction to Interstellar, and thusly predict this and the sound mixing award will go to American Sniper.

Best Sound Mixing


American Sniper (Warner Bros).  John Reitz, Gregg Rudloff, Walt Martin.
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (Fox Searchlight).  Jon Taylor, Frank A
            Montaño, Thomas Varga.
Interstellar (Paramount / Warner Bros).  Gary A Rizzo, Gregg Landaker, Mark Weingarten.
Unbroken (Universal).  Jon Taylor, Frank A. Montaño, David Lee.
Whiplash (Sony Pictures Classics).  Craig Mann, Ben Wilkins, Thomas Curley.

COMMENTARY:  The two sound awards quite often go hand-in-hand, so I'm predicting American Sniper to triumph here as well.

Best Film Editing

Sandra Adair, Boyhood (IFC Films).

Joel Cox, Gary D Roach, American Sniper (Warner Bros).
Tom Cross, Whiplash (Sony Pictures Classics).
William Goldenberg, The Imitation Game (The Weinstein Company).
Barney Pilling, The Grand Budapest Hotel (Fox Searchlight).


COMMENTARY:  For reasons unknown to mankind, Stephen Mirrione's work on Birdman, seamless cutting together different shots to make it seem as if it were all one take, was not recognized here.  That's okay, though, because Sandra Adair deserves an Oscar for pulling together twelve years of footage.  That has to have been an immense challenge.  And it's not like you can insert a random shot to make things flow better; most movies are filmed over the course of a few months, not a whole decade.  She took what amounted to twelve short films and edited them together to make one longer one.  She deserves the Oscar in this category, and will get it.

Best Animated Feature
Big Hero 6 (Walt Disney).  Don Hall, Chris Williams, directors.  Fourteen-year-old science prodigy Hiro (Ryan Potter) spends his time developing fighting robots for underground competitions until his older brother introduces him to an eccentric group of young inventors. When the talented misfits band together to fight a dangerous villain, they gain an unlikely ally: a gentle healthcare bot named Baymax (Scott Adsit).

The Boxtrolls (Focus Features).  Graham Annable, Anthony Stacchi, directors.  In the city of Cheesebridge, a community of shy trolls lives in hiding, emerging only at night to scavenge anything the humans have left outdoors. When they take a human baby and raise him as one of their own, his disappearance gives ammunition to the sinister Archibald Snatcher (Ben Kingsley), who plans to advance his position in the town by eradicating the trolls.
How To Train Your Dragon 2 (20th Century Fox).  Dean DeBlois, director.  Viking dragon tamer Hiccup (Jay Baruchel) is now a young man, but he retains his longing for new experiences and his bond with his beloved dragon, Toothless. After Hiccup and his girlfriend Astrid (America Ferrera) uncover a hidden dragon paradise and the secret behind a family tragedy, all the Vikings must band together to protect the dragons against ruthless hunter Drago (Djimon Hounsou).
Song Of The Sea (GKIDS).  Tomm Moore, director.  Saoirse and Ben live with their father (Brendan Gleeson), a lighthouse keeper, on a small island. Ben, who blames his sister for their mother's death, is unaware that Saoirse, like their mother, is a mythical sea creature known as a Selkie and is now the last of her kind.
The Tale Of The Princess Kaguya (GKIDS).  Isao Takahata, director.  When a bamboo cutter named Okina (James Caan) finds a miniature infant inside a cane stalk, he brings her home to his wife, Ona (Mary Steenburgen), and she grows immediately to the size of a human baby. Called Princess by her adoptive parents, the magical child (Chloe Grace Moretz) leads an idyllic life until her father finds riches hidden in the forest that he believes are her celestial dowry.

COMMENTARY:  I haven't seen any of these films (hangs head in shame), but if I were to predict a winner, I'd go with How To Train Your Dragon 2.  I would really like to see The Tale Of The Princess Kaguya at some point.  It looks really good.

Best Foreign Language Film

Ida, Music Box Films (Poland).  Pawel Pawlikowski, director.  A young woman preparing to become a nun (Agata Trzebuchowska) is sent from her convent home into the secular world to spend several days with her only relative. The trip will bring Anna into contact with experiences outside her sheltered world, and will lead her to knowledge that may shake her sense of her own identity.

Leviathan, Sony Pictures Classics (Russia).  Andrey Zvyagintsev, director.  On the Kola Peninsula, Kolya (Aleksey Serebryakov)and his family find themselves facing the loss of their house and land when the corrupt mayor of their small town lays claim to it through eminent domain. Determined to regain control of his home, Kolya enlists an old friend from Moscow, a lawyer who has his own agenda.
Tangerines, Allfilm (Estonia).  Zaza Urushadze, director.  As the Soviet Union collapses, the conflict nears a community of ethnic Estonians living in Georgia, many of whom flee in terror. Remaining behind, however, is a carpenter named Ivo (Lembit Ulfsak), who decides to help his neighbor harvest his tangerine crop before the fighting reaches them.
Timbuktu, Cohen Media Group (Mauretania).  Abderrahmane Sissako, director.  As jihadists arrive in northern Mali in 2012, the peaceful lives of the local inhabitants are shattered by the intolerance and religious demands of the invaders. For cattle farmer Kidane (Ibrahim Ahmed) and his wife Satima (Toulou Kiki), the presence of the new regime means choosing between remaining in their home or following their neighbors into exile.
Wild Tales, Sony Pictures Classics (Argentina).  Damián Szifron, director.  Six tales of revenge play out in a series of unrelated stories that take their characters' already heightened emotions to outrageous extremes. Murder, violence, betrayal and unchecked rage mark the actions of a wide variety of individuals as they respond to situations that bring out the worst in them.

COMMENTARY:  These all look really good!!!  Usually there are a couple of foreign film nominees about whom you wonder ... but all these look good.  I haven't seen any of them, but if I had to say who I want to win, I would say Tangerines - the trailer spoke to me the most.  On a side note, Estonia and Mauretania got their first Oscar nominations this year, so congrats to them.  Now to predict a winner.  Even though Ida has been nominated in one of the main categories (which usually is a good predictor of who will actually win), all I keep hearing about is Leviathan.  So I will go with that one instead.


Best Documentary Feature
CitizenFour:  In 2013, computer analyst Edward Snowden leaked classified documents he had obtained from the National Security Agency detailing the extent of government surveillance of U.S. citizens. After going into hiding to avoid extradition and arrest, Snowden himself became a news story that threatened to eclipse the implications of the information he had revealed.

Finding Vivian Maier:  Throughout her life, photographer Vivian Maier worked as a nanny and kept her photographs hidden from the world. After acquiring thousands of her negatives in an auction, John Maloof set out to discover more about the enigmatic woman whose affinity for outsiders and the disenfranchised is reflected in her work.

Last Days In Vietnam:  As the Vietnam War drew to a close, the U.S. government's refusal to acknowledge or plan for the approaching final days led to chaos in the last hours of Saigon's fall. As U.S. personnel and members of the South Vietnamese army were hurriedly evacuated, South Vietnamese citizens who had aided the losing side learned that they would be left behind.

The Salt Of The Earth:  Brazilian photographer Sebastião Salgado has traveled the world creating images of great visual beauty from captured moments of human hardship and suffering. Often working in conjunction with Doctors Without Borders, Salgado has turned his lens on many of the modern world's most desperate and forgotten inhabitants.

Virunga:  In eastern Congo, the World Heritage site Virunga National Park serves as the home and ostensible refuge for groups of endangered mountain gorillas. But years of civil war, poachers, tremendous instability in the region and the discovery of oil beneath the park have combined to threaten both the gorillas and the dedicated wildlife conservationists who fight to protect them.

COMMENTARY: Again, all of these look interesting to me.  If I were voting, I would probably go with Finding Vivian Maier – it seems to be a fascinating snapshot of a working-class woman with hidden artistic talents.  How will the Academy vote?  Well, I think the Snowden documentary is still a little too controversial and hot-topic for the notoriously staid Oscar voters, and the two films whose subject is photographers may very easily cancel each other out.  Which leaves two films:  Last Days In Vietnam and Virunga.  The latter is a topic that’s near and dear to many Oscar voters’ hearts – the protection of nature and the evil of corporate greed.  The former also deals with issues that interest the Academy (especially older voters): United States history, the criticism thereof, and the righting of past wrongs.  It doesn’t focus on a recent hot-topic issue like CitizenFour, so it’s less of a political lightning rod in that regard; plus, its director is none other than Rory Kennedy (yes, of THOSE Kennedys), whose family is still held in high regard by liberal types in Hollywood.  Wouldn’t it be nice to pay tribute to the family by honoring one of its descendants with an Oscar?  The Academy will surely think so.



Best Documentary Short Subject
Crisis Hotline: Veterans Press 1:  Each month, the Veterans Crisis Line receives over 22,000 calls from military veterans, who account for 20% of all suicides in the U.S. each year.
Joanna:  As she faces a terminal illness, the mother of a young son writes a blog in which she tries to leave a record of what she hopes to teach him.
Our Curse:  A mother and father face the difficulties of caring for a baby who has been born with a life-threatening congenital breathing disorder known as Ondine's curse.
The Reaper (La Parka):  For the past 25 years, Efrain has worked in a slaughterhouse, where he has developed an intimate relationship with both death and what one must sometimes do to live.
White Earth:  Three children and an immigrant mother face a long and difficult winter in North Dakota, which has attracted many people seeking work during an oil boom.

COMMENTARY: Not sure what will win out here; I’m thinking Crisis Hotline, because it may be something the Academy would like attention drawn to ... but I’m not sure.  They could possible give it to Our Curse, as the mother and father in the description are also the filmmakers.  My choice would either be Joanna or The Reaper ... the former for its emotional impact, and the latter for its philosophical musings.  But I think Crisis Hotline will get recognized here.


Best Short Film (Animated)
The Bigger Picture:   Tensions arise between two brothers as their elderly mother requires more care.
The Dam Keeper:  A lonely little pig in charge of maintaining the town dam is cruelly bullied by his classmates.
Feast:  The story of the relationship between a young man and the stray puppy he takes in is told through the food the dog receives.
Me And My Moulton:  Three sisters growing up in an unconventional Norwegian family ask their parents for a bicycle.
A Single Life:  A mysterious vinyl single gives a young woman the power to move back and forth through the years of her life.

COMMENTARY: The one that appeals to me here is Feast.  Not only is it about a cute puppy dog, it’s also by Disney, which gives it a leg up on its competition.  Its only other real competition I think would be Me And My Moulton – not that it looks that great, but its director has been nominated twice before and won in 2006 for The Danish Poet.  The Dam Keeper looks interesting as well, but I think the Disney short will be the one to partake of the Oscar feast.


Best Short Film (Live Action)
Aya:  A young woman waiting at an airport has an unexpected encounter with an arriving passenger.
Boogaloo And Graham:  Jamesy and Malachy are presented with two baby chicks to raise by their soft-hearted father.
Butter Lamp (La Lampe Au Beurre De Yak):  A photographer and his assistant photograph the inhabitants of a remote Tibetan village.
Parvaneh:  An Afghan teenager living in a refugee center in Switzerland encounters difficulties wiring money to her family and asks a young Swiss woman for help.
The Phone Call:  A woman working for a crisis center phone line receives a call from a suicidal older man.

COMMENTARY: None of these really jump out at me, so I’m going to say that the Academy will lean towards the only short in this bunch with any kind of name recognition – that is, The Phone Call, which stars Sally Hawkins, Jim Broadbent and Prunella Scales.  Boogaloo looks cute, and Parvaneh has the “cultures trying to understand each other” thing going on, but my 25 cents is on The Phone Call.  

So there you have it:  my Oscar predictions for this year.  Let's run them down once again:

 Boyhood  - 4 wins predicted (picture, director, supporting actress and editing)
The Grand Budapest Hotel - 3 wins predicted (cinematography, production design and costume design)
American Sniper  - 2 wins predicted (sound editing, sound mixing)
The Theory Of Everything - 2 wins predicted (actor, original score)
Birdman - 1 win predicted (original screenplay)
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes - 1 win predicted (visual effects)
Guardians Of The Galaxy - 1 win predicted (makeup & hairstyling)
The Imitation Game - 1 win predicted (adapted screenplay)
Selma - 1 win predicted (original song)
Still Alice - 1 win predicted (actress)
Whiplash - 1 win predicted (supporting actor)

I have predicted all the best picture nominees to get at least one award.  One last thing: if my favorite, Birdman, happens to start picking up a bunch of the technical awards, get ready for it to possibly upset Boyhood in the best picture category.  Enjoy the Oscars!!!




Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Elephant Love Medley - an analysis

Wow!  I can't believe it's been almost two months since my last post.  Things have finally settled enough for me to have some time to write ... and of course now I can't think of a bloody thing to write about!  So I think I'll just ramble a little and see what comes to mind ...

Actually, I saw a commercial earlier this morning on HIFI promoting their movies.  The Godfather, Coming To America, The Thin Red Line, and one of my personal favorites, Moulin Rouge!  One of my favorite songs from that film is the Elephant Love Medley.  I used to sing it all the time -- well, who am I kidding?  I still do!  It's a collection of love songs that Christian and Satine sing to each other at a point in the film in which he's trying to convince her to follow her feelings and love him, which she doesn't want to do because she is a prostitute.  I know lots of younger people who know Moulin Rouge! and the Elephant Love Medley, but some of them aren't even aware of the songs as a whole, as performed by the original artists.  So I was thinking, now might be a bit of an opportunity for anyone under the age of, let's say ... 20? ... to discover the original versions of some of the songs they love.  For the rest of us, it's just a chance to hear some of our favorite music from years gone by; a greatest hits love song playlist, if you will.

First up:  The Beatles, "All You Need Is Love"
This is Christian's opening statement.  It's all-encompassing.  When he sings the chorus from this song, he is basically telling Satine that when she opens herself to love and its endless possibilities, the world will become wonderful and magical.  It adopts the Beatles' original intention of World Love and transfers it to the romance -- in essence, condensing a message intended to unite all the souls of the world in peace and harmony into a simple, pointed mantra designed to bring love and light into a human's life.  Which, if you think of it, is one and the same.  John, Paul, George & Ringo wrote this song in 1967 -- smack dab in the middle of the Summer Of Love.  And while their message to the world turned out to be a bit of a pipe dream, its meaning still echoes through the generations, giving hope to optimists, young people who haven't yet been crushed by life's realities, and the simply naive -- of which, I proudly call myself the first and last!

The second song is KISS' "I Was Made For Lovin' You"
Frankly, I'm not a huge fan of this song.  Disco KISS has always rankled me a little bit, but thankfully in the Elephant Love Medley, it just kind of blends in with the rest of the songs.  Christian tells Satine they were made for each other, to which she replies that a relationship is impossible unless he pays her -- that's all she knows.  He's having a tough time breaking down her barriers.  It plays off the duality of black and white that both their characters and, to a more subtle extent, KISS' makeup and wardrobe represent.

Next we have "One More Night" by Phil Collins.
Here Christian sings the title notes; however, instead of "one more night" he says "just one night" -- just give me one night with you and I will show you what true love really is.  The man is completely besotted with her, but she is still hung up on the sexual aspect of it, as she replies "there's no way if you can't pay."  It's a very 80s song, complete with saxophone solo and keyboards; you don't even have to download it off iTunes to listen to it; just visit any supermarket!

This is swiftly followed by "Pride (In The Name Of Love)" by U2.
This is a very interesting choice for Christian to sing.  The symbolism is incredibly significant here.  U2 wrote the song about the Civil Rights movement in the United States, and more specifically, it details the shooting of Martin Luther King.  Christian is basically setting himself up as a martyr here, as the late Reverend was (Dr. King was a Christian leader -- again with the heavy-handed allegory).  And like Dr. King, whose efforts slowly began to change the hearts and souls of his antagonists who were set in their bigoted ways, Christian is slowly thawing Satine's resolve.  Notice how when she responds to him this time she says "you crazy fool ... I won't give in to you" -- almost as if she's trying to convince herself to keep control of her emotions.

Next, Christian sings "Don't Leave Me This Way."  This is one of a couple of songs on here that were hits by more than one artists.  It was first performed in 1975 by Harold Melvin & The Bluenotes, which was swiftly covered by Thelma Houston the next year.  Ten years after that, The Communards did a version.  Theirs is the one I'm most familiar with, so that's the one I'm linking to.  You can find them all on YouTube, though.
Continuing the martyr theme, Christian tells Satine he can't survive without her love.  She replies not in the same tune, but with a completely different one, "Silly Love Songs" by Wings.
By now she's definitely weakening in her resolve.  She tells him he's being silly, that love songs are love in general are silly.  He replies that it's everywhere, and besides, what's so wrong with that?  It's interesting how Baz Luhrmann and company turned one of the catchiest, upbeat pop songs of the 1970s into a minimalistic, slowed down dialogue that explores and actually give depth and heart to Paul McCartney's sometimes inane lyrics.  By the end of this snippet, Christian realizes his persistence is starting to pay off, so he launches into another song: 

Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes, "Up Where We Belong"
Christian is so taken by the fact that he's wearing Satine down that he jumps on top of the elephant's head in what for me is the most epic, magical moment of the song, as the music swells and the camera revolves around him in the most awesome way imaginable.  He's in love, and dammit he feels like he's on top of the world where he belongs!  Satine still has her hesitations, telling him he's acting like a fool, and she doesn't want to throw her life away for one perfect day.  

David Bowie, "Heroes"
Christian replies that it's not about throwing your life away, it's about living in the moment.  And what artist knows more about living in the moment than David Bowie, who's gone through how many looks now?  Troubadour, Ziggy Stardust, crooner, Weimar, New Wave, steampunk ... the man constantly changes his look and sound.  Christian is trying to convey the same message to Satine: it may not last, and while we may not be able to control our destiny, we have power over the here and now.  We can be heroes just for one day.  And taken one day at a time, we can be heroes forever and ever.  By the end of this segment of the Love Medley, Satine has finally drank the Kool-Aid, and she's just as vociferous as Christian by the time it segues into:

Whitney Houston, "I Will Always Love You"
Yes, I know Dolly Parton originated the song in 1974, but Whitney's version is the one everybody knows, and is referenced in the film.  This is a purely magical moment of Moulin Rouge!, with the camera swirling and the lights flashing all around.  They have finally found true love together, and all we can do is just sit back and savor the moment as our two lovers unite in song.  If you choose to look at it in a Freudian way, this can be considered the sexual climax of the song, as the camera, lighting, and actors (not to mention the music) all flow together in a giant orgasm of sensory experience.  After this comes the post-coital bliss, as it were, with a reprise of:

Elton John, "Your Song"
Everything comes full circle, as Satine reprises "Your Song," which Christian sang to her when he first revealed his love with her.  "How wonderful life is," she says ... as he joins her and they sing together "now you're in the world."  

Then it gets all crazy with the man in the moon doing a whole bunch of operatic shit from no song I've ever heard of, but you get the point.

And that, my friends, is the story of the Elephant Love Medley as told through the music's original artists.  Before I go, here is a little bonus video:  "Love Is Like Oxygen" by Sweet, which Christian references (but doesn't sing) at the very beginning of the song.
Toodles, people!  Have a good one!

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Apologies / Rushed Oscar Picks

Well, it seems I didn't have nearly the amount of time I thought I had, so my goal of an in-depth analysis of all the Oscar nominees has to fall by the wayside in favor of more pressing real life events.  In a way it's a good thing, as I've only seen five of the nine best picture nominees -- I have been holding back my writing in order to hopefully get a chance to see more but, alas, 'twas not to be.  So without further ado, a quick rundown of the rest of my picks -- who I think will win, and who I want to win.

BEST PICTURE
12 Years A Slave.  I know Gravity and American Hustle have a lot of heat, but 12 Years just screams out "OSCAR!!!" any which way you look at it.  It's a period piece history lesson that Oscar always seems to latch on to.  Now as mentioned previously, I've only seen five of the nominees:  American Hustle, Captain Phillips, Gravity, Her, and The Wolf Of Wall Street.  My favorite of all of these was Wolf, but it doesn't stand a chance in hell of winning.  No, this one is going to 12 Years -- although I think this is one of those years where picture and director will split the vote (which seems to be happening more and more often these days).  Because ...

BEST DIRECTOR
Alfonso Cuarón, Gravity.  Usually picture and director are one and the same.  This year, though, Cuarón's work on the project has been so universally recognized for his technological aptitude that I can't see anyone else getting this prize for.  If there's a category for Safest Oscar Prediction this year, this is it.

BEST ACTOR
Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club.  I love Leo.  He's always been a terribly underrated performer, and even though he already has a not-too-shabby four nominations, he could easily have twice that in my opinion.  He would be getting my vote for best actor, just for the Quaaludes scene alone!  Now I haven't seen McConaughey's film, and apparently he's fantastic.  So fantastic that he's another pretty much sure thing.  Some people are mentioning Bruce Dern as a kind of career award, but I've noticed that people who get career awards most often get them in the supporting categories (unless you're Paul Newman).  Can't see that happening here.  McConaughey will start the Dallas Oscars Club right here.

BEST ACTRESS
Amy Adams, American Hustle.  This one seemed at one point to be heading Cate Blanchett's way, but her buzz seems to have cooled off a bit.  That being said, I think hers is a fantastic performance.  I would not be disappointed if she won it.  Streep and Dench are pretty much bystanders in this race, and I can picture Bullock winning out only if Gravity pulls a Titanic and sweeps pretty much everything it's nominated for.  I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm going to predict Amy Adams to win for American Hustle.  It's not her best performance ever, or even this year (her role in Her was phenomenal in its understatedness), but this is her fifth nomination in nine years (and her first leading actress nod).  What's impressive is that none of the other nominated performances (for Junebug, Doubt, The Fighter and The Master) are similar -- no going back into her bag of tricks.  And when you throw in stuff like Enchanted, let's face it, the girl has range and talent up the wazoo.  So yes, I'm predicting Amy Adams to win best actress this year.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club.  Just going to go on record here:  Michael Fassbender is AWESOME!!!  That being said, I have still not seen 12 Years A Slave, so I can't comment on his performance.  But if he won, I would do a jig.  Just saying.  As for the race itself, Leto will join McConaughey in the Dallas Oscars Club.  Actually, since supporting awards are always rattled off before the leads, perhaps it should be the other way around.  Either way, both men are walking out of the venue with little gold men in their pockets.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Lupito Nyong'o, 12 Years A Slave.  I know, I know.  Everybody's talking about Jennifer Lawrence doing the back-to-back thing.  She's a great actress, and I'd love to see her get up on stage and start babbling because quite frankly, she's one of the coolest and most refreshing people Hollywood has at the moment.  But this award is always one of the big shockers of the evening.  I think it's because it's almost always the first award given, and because the Oscars start after 8:30 and don't finish until 'round midnight, a little bit of glamour and/or controversy to start the show always helps.  So often this award is given to someone who, in a bit of an upset, comes out of nowhere to win.  1992:  Marisa Tomei (My Cousin Vinny) beats out Judy Davis, Joan Plowright, Vanessa Redgrave AND Miranda Richardson.  1996:  Juliette Binoche (The English Patient) beats out huge favorite Lauren Bacall.  2000:  Marcia Gay Harden (Pollock) beats out Judi Dench and Frances McDormand.  Then there are the ones who are pretty much new to acting:  Anna Paquin, Jennifer Hudson, Octavia Spencer.  What I'm leading to is that Lupita Nyong'o is going to win here, Lawrence and all her awesomeness be damned.

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Spike Jonze, Her.  Oscar loves spreading the wealth lately, and this is pretty much the only shot Her has at winning.  Plus, you have to admit, it's original!  (screenplay attached in link)

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
John Ridley, 12 Years A Slave.  Speaking of spreading the wealth, there are three other best picture nominees in this category.  None of which will win.  Next.


BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
Steven Price, Gravity.  See comments from February 1st for in-depth analysis.


BEST ORIGINAL SONG
"Ordinary Love" from Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom.  I know, here I am singing "Let It Go" in my sleep and still I pick this one.  Same as best score, see February 1st comments for more.


BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Emmanuel Lubezki, Gravity.  Once you realize what Lubezki and Cuarón achieved, you'll understand why this is a no-brainer.  Roger Deakins will have to wait for his 12th nomination for another shot at winning.

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN
Catherine Martin (art direction) & Beverley Dunn (set decoration), The Great Gatsby.  Say what you will about the much-maligned Gatsby, it was certainly a feast for the eyes.  You could see 12 Years A Slave get the Lincoln-ish "didn't see that one coming" toss-off here, but I'm pretty sure this award will go to Jimmy Gatz.

BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Catherine Martin, The Great Gatsby.  Ditto.

BEST MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING
Adruitha Lee & Robin Mathews, Dallas Buyers ClubThis one SHOULD go to Stephen Prouty for Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa, but this is another category in which if there's a best picture nominee, it WILL go to that film, regardless of whether or not it should.

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Tim Webber, Chris Lawrence, David Shirk & Neil Corbould, Gravity.  Smaug is fantastic, but this is Gravity's year in all the technical categories, so for the next few categories, you will indulge me, please, if I am a bit brief ...

BEST SOUND EDITING
Glenn Freemantle, Gravity.  

BEST SOUND MIXING
Skip Lievsay, Niv Adiri, Christopher Benstead & Chris Munro, Gravity.  I actually thought Captain Phillips' sound mix was really good, and if it wins ANY awards, it will be one of the sound ones.  But it won't.

BEST FILM EDITING
Alfonso Cuarón & Mark Sanger, Gravity.

So there you have it.  All the other awards:  animated feature, foreign language film, and all the documentaries and short films, I've already written about.  But let's tally up the results for my predictions.

Gravity -- 7 awards (out of 10 nominations)
12 Years A Slave -- 3 awards (out of 9 nominations)
Dallas Buyers Club -- 3 awards (out of 6 nominations)
The Great Gatsby -- 2 awards (out of 2 nominations)
American Hustle -- 1 award (out of 10 nominations)
Her -- 1 award (out of 5 nominations)
Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom -- 1 award (out of 1 nomination)

Captain Phillips and Nebraska (6 nominations each), The Wolf Of Wall Street (5 nominations) and Philomena (4 nominations) will all go home empty-handed.  

Enjoy the Oscars, everybody!


Saturday, February 1, 2014

Oscar Predix #2 -- Scribbling Incomprehensibly In Tune

So here we are again, with part two of my Oscar predictions.  This time I'll be focusing on four more categories:  best animated feature film, best foreign language film, and the two music categories, best original score and best original song.  A little controversy when it comes to the latter, but more on that later.  I know it's only a couple of days after the first posting, but seeing as for the most part the best picture nominees are absent from these categories, it was a safe bet I won't be seeing any more of them in the limited time I have left before Oscar time.  So without further ado, our four categories for this evening (again, with a link to the trailer, and the description from Oscar's web site.

Best Animated Feature Film
  • The Croods (Kirk De Micco & Chris Sanders, directors):  The Crood family lives in a prehistoric world filled with dangerous animals and unsettling changes. When they encounter a young man named Guy (Ryan Reynolds), a member of a more evolved group of humans, only teenage daughter Eep (Emma Stone) is willing to listen to his warnings that the world as they know it is ending and the Croods will need to alter their way of living if they are to survive.
  • Despicable Me 2 (Pierre Coffin & Chris Renaud, directors):  With the formerly villainous Gru (Steve Carell) now a doting father to his three adopted daughters, the talents he once employed for evil are largely wasted in his new role as a jam and jelly maker. When he is approached by Lucy Wilde (Kristen Wiig), a secret agent from the Anti-Villain League, Gru finds not only a new focus for his abilities but a possible romantic interest as well.
  • Ernest & Celestine (Stéphane Aubier, Vincent Patar & Benjamin Renner, directors): 
    Beneath a village inhabited by bears lies a subterranean community of mice who steal from their ursine neighbors and particularly value their teeth. When Celestine (Pauline Brunner), an orphaned mouse studying dentistry but dreaming of art, meets a sensitive, talented bear named Ernest (Lambert Wilson), the interests they share lead to a bond between them that challenges the traditional enmity between their species.
  • Frozen (Chris Buck & Jennifer Lee, directors):  Sisters Elsa (Idina Menzel) and Anna (Kristen Bell) enjoy an idyllic life in the enchanted kingdom ruled by their parents until Elsa's magical ability to create ice and snow around her proves a threat to those she loves. Emerging for her own coronation after several years of self-imposed isolation, Elsa flees her home in distress when her uncontrollable powers transform the kingdom into a frozen realm.
  • The Wind Rises (Hayao Miyazaki, director):  As a boy, Jiro Horikoshi (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) dreams of someday building the planes that his poor eyesight will never allow him to fly. After training as an engineer, Jiro puts his talents to work for Mitsubishi and becomes a leading innovator in aviation design, while Japan moves through the turbulent events of the 1920s and '30s that will carry it closer to the Second World War.
It seems that every year in this category, the Academy chooses to nominate -- along with the usual obligatory box-office hits -- a couple of left-field films, usually smaller films from other countries which are more often than not animated in the traditional style.  Think A Cat In Paris, Chico & Rita, The Illusionist, The Secret Of Kells, Persepolis and The Triplets Of Belleville, just to name a few.  This year we have three blockbusters (The Croods, Despicable Me 2 -- whose predecessor was not even nominated in this category in 2010, even though there were only three nominees -- and Frozen) along with the "underdogs" as I like to call them (Ernest & Celestine and The Wind Rises).  Common sense would have it that this award should go to Frozen -- setting box office records everywhere, it has become the most popular Disney animated movie ever, passing Finding Nemo and The Lion King in worldwide box office sales (not adjusted for inflation, mind you).  However, never one to stray from the norm, I shall suggest an alternative for you:  The Wind Rises.  What's this, you say?  A traditionally animated film winning best animated feature?  It's only happened once in the twelve years of the category's existence -- in 2002 with Miyazaki's own Spirited Away.  Every other time, a CG animated film has taken the top prize.  But keep this in mind:  Miyazaki is revered by many in the animation industry, and The Wind Rises is his swan song -- and a very personal film for him, to boot.  While Frozen is more than likely going to be the winner, I am going to stray a little out of the comfort zone and predict The Wind Rises to glide to the podium in a startling (to casual observers) upset.  

Best Foreign Language Film
  • The Broken Circle Breakdown (Belgium; Felix Van Groeningen, director):  As bluegrass performer Didier (Johan Heldenbergh) and his girlfriend Elise (Veerle Baetens) face a family tragedy, the history of their relationship in its early days is revisited. Reluctant at first to let adult responsibilities alter the carefree nature of their lives, Didier and Elise learn that love can sometimes bring both intense joy and great sorrow.
  • The Great Beauty (Italy; Paolo Sorrentino, director):  Jep Gambardella (Toni Servillo) is a well-known journalist whose success has placed him at the center of Rome's decadent social world. But Jep is also the author of an acclaimed novel, written years ago, and he remains haunted by the career he failed to pursue when he chose the seductive ease of his current life.
  • The Hunt (Denmark; Thomas Vinterberg, director):  The devastating effects of false accusations of child molestation play out in the life of an innocent kindergarten teacher. Lucas's (Mads Mikkelsen) rapport with the children in his class has led one little girl, Klara (Annika Wedderkopp), to develop a crush on him, but her embarrassment when her feelings are revealed leads her to claim that he exposed himself.
  • The Missing Picture (Cambodia; Rithy Panh, director):  Few images exist of the brutality unleashed on Cambodia by Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge following the Kampuchean Revolution in 1975. Using clay figures to stand in for himself, his family and the many Cambodians whose lives were destroyed during the years that followed, Rithy Panh recreates a dark and bloody period in his country's history.
  • Omar (Palestine; Hany Abu-Assad, director):  When a trio of young Palestinians decides to kill an Israeli soldier, one of them, a baker named Omar (Adam Bakri), is arrested and beaten by Israeli intelligence agents. Told that he will be given his freedom if he assists in capturing the man they believe to be the shooter, Omar rejoins his friends and begins to suspect that there is an informant among them.
 The foreign language film category is always a crapshoot.  In 2009, everyone thought Michael Haneke's The White Ribbon was a shoo-in to win; we were all blindsided when The Secret In Their Eyes from Argentina won.  Same thing happened three years earlier, when Guillermo Del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth, which had already won three Oscars in the competitive categories and had been nominated for six in total, lost to The Lives Of Others from Germany (which, admittedly, was an amazing movie).  In 2004, the Hitler biography Downfall (from which so many YouTube parodies were born) was passed over in favor of The Sea Inside.  In 2001 the much-beloved five-time Oscar nominee Amélie was beaten by No Man's Land (which, if you haven't seen it, you owe it to yourself to search it out and discover it.  Brilliant, brilliant film).  And that's just what's happened in this young century.  Simply put, you never know what's going to happen here.  If I was to lay odds on this category, the front-runner would probably be The Hunt, followed closely by The Great Beauty and Broken Circle BreakdownThe Missing Picture and Omar most probably won't factor into the equation here, although they both look interesting.  I'm not really interested in either Broken Circle Breakdown or The Great Beauty, but The Hunt looks fantastic.  So based solely on what looks interesting to me and what I think actually stands a chance of winning, I'm going with The Hunt on this occasion.  Besides, Denmark's done quite well at the Oscars over the past 10 years (four nominations, one win), so add that to my list of reasons.

Best Original Score
Of all these scores, John Williams' music for The Book Thief is far and away my favorite of them all.  Will he win?  It's possible.  He's much beloved by the Academy.  His work here, along with Steven Price's for Gravity, are the only two that scored both Golden Globe and Oscar nominations.  And although he's been nominated 49 times (taking the golden boy home an Olympic-sized FIVE times!!!), he hasn't actually won since Schindler's List 20 years ago.  It's possible the Academy may decide recognition is due once again.  But let's take a look at the other nominees, shall we?  Thomas Newman has been nominated for the 12th time for Saving Mr. Banks, and has yet to win.  Will this finally be his chance at Oscar glory?  I highly doubt it.  It seems to be a nice score, yet there has been an incredible backlash against his movie over the past couple of months.  Then there's Alexandre Desplat for Philomena.  I quite enjoyed what I've heard of his score; he's had six nominations since 2006, and yet hasn't won.  He could possibly be a contender, especially with the Weinsteins backing him; they probably know Philomena hasn't a chance in hell of winning best picture, and it doesn't look like Judi Dench has enough steam to take over the best actress slot, so, as Oscar seems to like spreading the love in recent years, this may very well be their best chance to honor the film.  Steven Price is a first-time nominee for Gravity.  His only other feature film credits as composer are The World's End and Attack The Block.  But while his experience may not be John Williams-esque, it's impossible to deny that Gravity would have been anywhere near the success it was without his atmospheric music backing it up.  And then there's Her, which is scored by Canadian group Arcade Fire (well, by one of its members, William Butler, and an associate, Owen Pallett; it's performed by Arcade Fire). It's a wispy score, nice to listen to but not too memorable.  I don't think it'll get any recognition in this category, as Spike Jonze pretty much has Best Original Screenplay locked up IMHO.  

So this leaves us with three viable candidates:  Desplat, Price and Williams.  Even with the Weinsteins behind him, I just don't see Desplat winning this year.  Price seems to be the odds on favorite here, and Oscar has been known to give the award to relative newcomers (Ludovic Bource, Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross, AR Rahman, and Gustavo Santaolalla, anyone?).  And while his score suffers in comparison to Williams' when it comes to just sitting there and listening to the soundtrack, as I mentioned before his score is not just a score, it's the soundscape for the whole film.  So as much as it saddens me to say this, I don't think John Williams will take home his sixth Oscar this year.  I'd LOVE it if he does (and if you haven't read the book The Book Thief, please do -- it's amazing).  But I think Price's work here is just too much a part of his film's success to overlook here.  Steve Price for Gravity it is, then.

Best Original Song
  • "Happy" from Despicable Me 2.  Music & lyrics by Pharrell Williams.  Performed by Pharrell Williams.
  • "Let It Go" from Frozen.  Music & lyrics by Kristen Anderson-Lopez & Robert Lopez.  Performed by Idina Menzel.
  • "The Moon Song" from Her.  Music by Karen O; lyrics by Karen O & Spike Jonze.  Performed by Karen O.
  • "Ordinary Love" from Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom.  Music by Paul Hewson, Dave Evans, Adam Clayton & Larry Mullen; lyrics by Paul Hewson.  Performed by U2.
I know what you're thinking.  "Damn, that Matt Easterbrook's a good-looking guy!"  Correct!  And that's not all.  You're also thinking, "Wait a minute; aren't there usually five nominees in this category?"  Right you are!  There WERE originally five nominees in this category.  The fifth nominee was to have been the title song from the movie Alone Yet Not Alone.  Quite frankly, the movie looked like a steaming pile of monkey dung, and the song wasn't much better.  It beat out "Atlas" by Coldplay, "Sweeter Than Fiction" by Taylor Swift and "Young And Beautiful" by Lana Del Rey, among others.  And therein lay the controversy.  You see, "Alone Yet Not Alone" was written by Bruce Broughton and Dennis Spiegel.  Broughton was a former Academy governor, who apparently e-mailed voters in the musicians' branch as a sort of grass-roots campaign.  The Academy, after a couple of weeks of the controversy, decided to disqualify the song from nomination; in their own words, Broughton's actions were "inconsistent with the Academy's promotional regulations".

This is the part I really have an issue with (please indulge me while I hop onto my soapbox).  Apparently it's okay for the studios to spend millions of dollars in the trade magazines plastering "For Your Consideration" advertisements all over the pages, and yet one man (who just happened to have a few contacts in the industry) writes a song for a small, overlooked-by-the-studios Christian film, e-mails a few people to let them know the song exists, and now HE'S the one getting vilified???  What kind of bullshit is that?  Don't get me wrong, the song made me vomit, and I would quite frankly rather spend two hours getting a wasabi enema than even consider watching said movie.  But to disqualify Broughton and Spiegel from their nomination simply because they didn't have a $15 million awards budget and had to go basically door-to-door as it were soliciting votes makes me sick.  It's like your local Green Party candidate.  You know his party doesn't have any real national support, and you know he's not going to win, but you don't kick him off the ballot just because he doesn't have a staff of 250 people working 24/7 cold-calling everyone in the riding.  The Academy has revealed themselves once and for all as a bunch of hypocritical pussies and money-grabbers (I know, everyone knows it's all a bunch of hokum anyway).  I highly doubt they'll re-instate "Alone Yet Not Alone," but if they do eat the crow they've been feeding everybody else, I'll be the happiest guy in filmdom.  And then I'll proceed to tear another strip off of that god-awful, fetid song.

Moving on!  The soapbox is packed up and stowed away, and it's time to focus on the remaining four nominees.  The only song of the remaining four I didn't care for is "The Moon Song" ... again, too wispy for my liking.  "Happy" was very cute, but I don't think it stands a chance at winning here.  No, the two heavyweight contenders in this category are "Let It Go" and "Ordinary Love."  News flash:  I love Disney.  I love musicals.  I love Broadway songs and singers.  So I don't think it will surprise you when I say that my favorite of all these songs is "Let It Go."  I hear that song and it just lifts me.  When Idina Menzel changes key towards the end and sings the last verse of the song, I can feel my heart soaring along with the song.  The animation is superb as well, but I'll admit, I'm hearing this song in my head probably every day.  From what I hear, many other people are as well.  Chances are within five years Frozen will be a hit Broadway show.  It would only make sense that such a beloved song should win the top prize in its category at the Oscars, right?

COME ON, PEOPLE!!!  This is the Academy we're talking about!!!  Why listen to the hopes and prayers of millions and millions of unadulterated, screaming fans when you can make a political statement that will be forgotten in five months?  Nope, the Oscar this year will go to U2 for "Ordinary Love."  Now to be perfectly honest, I really like "Ordinary Love" -- I think it's one of the catchiest and most memorable things U2 have put out in the past 10 years or so.  But that's not the reason it will win Best Song at this year's Oscars.  Here are your reasons.  
  1. U2 is The Biggest Band In The World.  
  2. Bono is a noted humanitarian and has won all sorts of awards and prizes.  He's been nominated for a Nobel, won Time Magazine's Person of the Year, the NAACP's Image Award and been knighted by Queen Elizabeth II (does this make him Sir Bono?)  Damn, says the Academy, we're late to the party once again.  Better make up for it here.  
  3. It's the Academy's chance to honor the late, great Nelson Mandela.  Has nothing to do with the song.  Really, it has nothing to do with Mandela when it comes right down to it.  Quite simply, it's all about How It Makes The Academy Look.  And if it makes the Academy look like they're paying tribute to a great man, in that direction the vote will go.
Final score:  "Ordinary Love" 1, "Let It Go" 0.  Also:  "Corporate Palm-Greasing" 1, "Any Semblance Of Sportsmanship" 0.

That's all for now.  See you next time!

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Oscar Predix #1 -- The Long & The Short Of It

Hello again, everybody!  Sorry I haven't written in a while, but things in my life are quite hectic at the moment.  I have a little bit of time right now so I thought I'd get a head start on my Oscar predictions, rather that doing it all in one fell swoop towards the end of February (which, let's face it, would be night on impossible as we're moving at that exact time).  

I'm doing something different as well this year, as I'm including EVERY category.  In the past, I've focused on the top eight (picture, director, acting and writing), as well as the music, cinematography, production design, costumes & makeup, visual effects, both sound awards, and editing.  Eighteen, in total.  Now I'm including the other seven awards in my predictions.  It may make my average better or may bring it down, but I thought I'd give it a shot.  It's also a little bit of a stall tactic, as I've only made it to three of the best picture nominees so far (Captain Phillips, Wolf Of Wall Street and Her).  Hopefully in the next couple of weeks I'll get to at least a couple more nominees so I can at least pretend to seem to know what I'm talking about, and we'll go from there.  But for now, I give you:  THE BATHROOM BREAK AWARDS!!!

First off is Best Documentary Feature.  Here are the nominees, with the descriptions taken from the Academy Awards website and a link to the theatrical trailer if available:

  • The Act Of KillingIn the wake of the deaths of nearly a million opponents of Indonesia's political regime, the heads of the country's death squads are celebrated as heroes. Challenged to examine their actions by creating films about the killings, the men produce elaborately staged movies that reenact the mass slayings.
  •  Cutie And The BoxerThe 40-year marriage of painter Ushio Shinohara, known for his boxing paintings, and his wife, Noriko, who gave up her own career as an artist to focus on her husband, has become the subject of a series of comic strips drawn by Noriko. As the 80-year-old Ushio finds his own artistic reputation fading, Noriko's fame continues to grow.
  • Dirty WarsOne of the least-known components in the war on terror, the Joint Special Operations Command conducts its work in secret and seemingly without limitations. With no existing record of their actions or personnel, the JSOC carries out strikes against those deemed a threat to U.S. security while remaining entirely outside the scope of public knowledge.
  • The Square:  The events that have shaken Egypt since 2011 have taken the country from a revolution aimed at ending political oppression to the overthrow of the new president, a member of the Muslim Brotherhood. At the center of the story is Cairo's Tahrir Square, the gathering place for protesters and the site of many of the period’s most dramatic moments.
  • 20 Feet From StardomBackground singers heard on many of the 20th century's greatest songs have made a crucial contribution to the world of pop music while remaining unknown to listeners. The singers take center stage for an in-depth look at their role as supporting figures in the complex process involved in creating the finished recordings.
All of these films seem quite impressive upon first glance.  This is a category that often goes to something dealing with social or political issues.  But there are three films here that deal with war and/or revolution, so they may very well cancel each other out.  Cutie And The Boxer looks cute, but I have a hunch that this year's documentary feature award will go to 20 Feet From Stardom.  It's basically a love letter to those who ply their craft as background performers, who keep on chooglin' while others get the recognition.  It's easy to see why the technicians and tradespeople in the Academy would vote for this, and of course for performers, Stardom is something that may touch close to home.  Although they all seem to be quality films, look for the one about showbiz to take home the top prize on Oscar night.

Moving on, we next have Best Documentary Short Subject.   


  • CavediggerNew Mexico environmental sculptor Ra Paulette carves elaborately designed and painstakingly executed sandstone caves, driven by an artistic vision that often brings him into conflict with his patrons.
  • Facing FearAs a gay 13-year-old, Matthew Boger endured a savage beating at the hands of a group of neo-Nazis. Twenty-five years later, he meets one of them again by chance.
  • Karama Has No Walls:  When protesters in Yemen added their voices to those of other nations during the Arab Spring, the government responded with an attack that left 53 people dead and inspired widespread sympathy throughout the country.
  • The Lady In Number 6: Music Saved My LifeAt 109, Alice Herz Sommer is the world's oldest pianist…and its oldest Holocaust survivor. At the heart of her remarkable story of courage and endurance is her passion for music.
  • Prison Terminal: The Last Days Of Private Jack HallIn a maximum security prison, the terminally ill Jack Hall faces his final days with the assistance of hospice care provided by workers drawn from the prison population.
This is an eclectic group, to say the least.  I'm thinking the Academy will memorialize The Lady In Number 6.  It's the heavyweight of the bunch, its director, Malcolm Clarke, having already won an Oscar.  Not only that, it seems right up the Academy's alley, covering both performance arts and the Holocaust (both always strong documentary bets on Oscar night).  To me, Facing Fear seems the most interesting, although I can't see the Academy leaning that way ... and don't count out Karama Has No Walls either, as it could potentially get the "war documentary" vote if 20 Feet From Stardom wins best feature doc.  But feel free to put your money on The Lady In Number 6 -- I'm fairly certain this one's a winner.

Keeping things short, next we have Best Short Film (Animated).

  • Feral:  A wild boy who has grown up in the woods is found by a hunter and returned to civilization.
  • Get A Horse!Mickey Mouse and his friends are enjoying a wagon ride until Peg-Leg Pete shows up with plans to ruin their day.
  • Mr. Hublot (trailer #1; trailer #2):  The eccentric, isolated Mr. Hublot finds his carefully ordered world disrupted by the arrival of Robot Pet.
  • PossessionsA man seeking shelter from a storm in a dilapidated shrine encounters a series of household objects inhabited by goblin spirits.
  • Room On The BroomA genial witch and her cat are joined on their broom by several friends as they set off on an adventure.
First off, I couldn't find the trailer for Possessions anywhere.  And Hublot has two trailers because they're both 20 seconds long and I couldn't decide which one to show.  I think it's a given that this one's going to Get A Horse!  Walt Disney himself voices Mickey -- FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!  No, actually, it's just archival voice material he recorded 84 years ago.  But the film itself starts off as a circa-Steamboat Willie type thing, with 1920s style scratch animation, and then completely throws you for a loop.  And that's all I'm saying!!!  But make no mistake, Get A Horse! will ride to the podium on March 2nd.

Last on the docket:  Best Short Film (Live Action).

Take your pick with this category.  I have no clue what's going to happen here.  The Voorman Problem is the only one with recognizable actors: The Hobbit and Sherlock's Martin Freeman, and Tom Hollander (Pirates Of The Caribbean series).  It's also the only one in English.  That gives it a leg up on the competition.  However, Anders Walter, who directed Helium, is a five-time nominee, and won for Election Night (Valgaften) in 1998.  It also -- to me, anyways -- looks like the most interesting one.  And Aquel No Era Yo looks very well-made too -- it could potentially sneak in there.  But as I have to choose only one, and I figure it will be one of these two, I'm going with Helium.  It just piques my interest a little more than the others.

Well, there you have it.  The beginnings of my predictions for this year's Oscar awards.  Next time around, Best Animated Feature and Best Foreign Film.  Stay tuned ...

    

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Best Picture Oscar predictions

Over ten years ago when I was still writing movie reviews, one of the more popular reoccurring features was my Oscar predictions.  Every year, about a week or so before the Oscar ceremony was televised, I would go through each and every category and predict who I thought would win.  Success rate?  Usually anywhere between 60 to 80%, depending on the year.  This year, I thought I'd get the ball rolling a little bit earlier.  I'm going to attempt to predict the Best Picture nominees that will be appearing on Academy members' ballots beginning Thursday morning!

Firstly, I have to keep in mind that there will be more nominees in the category than in the past.  Up until five years ago, there were five best picture nominees.  That's it, that's all.  There had been no change in that since 1943, when there were usually about 10 nominees per category.  Now, in the years since 2009 when the change was implemented, there have been 10 nominees twice (2009 & 2010), and 9 nominees twice (2011 & 2012).  I'm going to go with 10 nominees, not only to increase my chances of success but also because the playing field is a little stronger.  Of which, more later.

It's universally acknowledged that the Golden Globes are a precursor to the Oscars.  After doing a little bit of research, I have found that since the expansion of the best picture roster, all the Best Motion Picture (Drama) nominees have been nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars, with the exception of one -- The Ides of March in 2011.  That can be excused, however, due to the fact that for some reason that year's Globe Drama category held six nominees instead of the usual five.  The other five in the category that year made it.

So who was nominated for best drama this year at the Globes?  12 Years A Slave won, besting its competitors Captain Phillips, Gravity, Philomena and Rush.  So I'm just going to automatically throw those ones in there.  If there's one I'm not sure of, it would be Rush.  Ron Howard is one of those directors who is all or nothing.  He has films the Academy deigns to recognize, such as Frost/Nixon, Cinderella Man, A Beautiful Mind, and Apollo 13.  On the other hand, even though his movies are often hits with audiences, he sometimes finds himself shut out of awards races -- witness his Dan Brown adaptations (Da Vinci Code and Angels & Demons), The Missing, The Dilemma, Ed TV and Ransom.  But it's been a few years and since he hasn't been recognized by Oscar voters since Frost/Nixon in 2008, I think his film will show up on the shortlist -- or should I say longlist -- of best picture nominees.  It'll probably end up with four or five nominations -- picture, supporting actor, sound mixing, sound editing  and film editing.

As for the others, 12 Years A Slave is a shoo-in, and Captain Phillips and Gravity are pretty much locks as well.  What about Philomena, you ask?  Well, it's a British tearjerker starring Judi Dench, produced by the Weinstein Company.  After that, it's simple mathematics.  Even though you've never heard of it, get ready for the onslaught -- it will be nominated for best picture, I guarantee you!

This is where it gets a little tricky.  The past couple of years, two of the Best Motion Picture (Comedy or Musical) nominees have also gotten top-tier Oscar nods -- the winner of the Globe category and one other.  In 2010, it was only the winner in the Globe Comedy/Musical category who was recognized.  And the year before that, when Oscar's roster was expanded, none made it through to the Oscar shortlist.  That's right, you heard me:  zero, zilch, nada.  But as mentioned before, the playing field is a little stronger this year; you don't have a dud like The Tourist filling up space just because you need to fit five nominees into the Globes' Comedy/Musical category.  They're all pretty strong, not only because they've been rocking the vote, so to speak, but because they all -- ALL, I tell you -- are directed by Oscar heavyweights.  Joel and Ethan Coen (Inside Llweyn Davis)?  Check.  Spike Jonze (Her)?  Check.  Alexander Payne (Nebraska)?  Check.  David O Russell (American Hustle)?  Double check.  Hell, you've even got the creme de la creme of American auteurs, Martin Scorsese (The Wolf Of Wall Street).

Could all of these be nominated for best picture at the Oscars?  It's quite possible.  But I'm going to pick three of them.  That means, by sheer means of elimination, that two will not make my list of Best Picture Oscar predictions.  The most likely film NOT to be nominated for Best Picture is Her.  Screenplay and Actor, most probably.  But I just can't see it as being an Academy favorite -- probably a little too odd for the retired 75-year-old actor or set dresser who makes up 40% of the people who actually vote on these things.  Of the others, American Hustle and Wolf Of Wall Street look like a cinch.  Since Gangs Of New York in 2002, four out of Marty's five feature films have been nominated for Best Picture (Gangs, The Aviator, The Departed and Hugo).  The only one that wasn't was Shutter Island, which quite frankly was good enough to be a best picture nominee, only it was released in the no-man's-land of February.  And of course David O Russell mixed and matched the casts of his best picture nominated Silver Linings Playbook and The Fighter, and he seems to be Oscar's go-to faux-indie director as of late.

Which leaves Nebraska and Inside Llewyn Davis.  While both could conceivable get through and make the top slot (and I wouldn't be totally surprised if this happens on Thursday), I'm going to jump on my psychologist's chair and guess that that Inside Llewyn Davis will be on the outside looking in.  Please, allow me to explain why.  Nebraska is about a son trying to reconnect with his father, who he barely knows, on a road trip from Montana to Nebraska.  It's about two people who never really made it in this world -- the father, a senile alcoholic Vietnam vet, and the son, who's stuck in a dead-end job he can't stand.  Llewyn Davis is about failure as well -- artistic failure.  And therein lies the rub.  He gives his heart and soul to his art, neglecting everything else -- and gets nothing for it.

Now think about who's voting for the Oscars.  People in the Hollywood industry.  Working or retired artists and professionals -- in the case of Oscar voters, mostly successful professionals.  Llewyn was a hit with critics because it spoke to them.  Let's face it, many film critics are failed writers/actors/directors.  They love art and have artistic intent and integrity, and yet were unable to succeed in their first career choices.  This is not something I think Academy voters want to think about.  It may hit a bit TOO close to home for some of them.  And for the others, I think there will be a certain denial involved -- "It's okay to support a film featuring a loser, an unqualified non-success in life -- as long as it has no relation to anything I'm familiar with; then it's too much to think about!!!"  I'm quite certain Inside Llewyn Davis resonated a lot more with the critics than it will with Oscar voters, and for that matter I will leave it off the shortlist.  Nebraska it is.

So now we have eight nominees.  But through the years there have always been a couple of best picture nominees that the Golden Globes have out-and-out missed.  Last year it was Amour and Beasts Of The Southern Wild.  The year before that it was Tree Of Life and Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close.  The year before that it was 127 Hours, Toy Story 3, True Grit and Winter's Bone.  What do all these movies have in common?  They were either completely shut out of the Golden Globes, or only got a couple of nominations.  So now, my predictions for the final two slots in the Oscar race:  The Butler and Saving Mr Banks.

I know what you're thinking.  Wow, those are some pretty tame choices.  No August: Osage County?  That has Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, Chris Cooper, Ewan McGregor, Benedict Cumberbatch!!!  How could that not possibly get a best picture nomination?  I'll tell you, my friend -- for the same reason that Doubt -- with an all-star cast including Streep, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Amy Adams and Viola Davis -- wasn't nominated.  It was a showcase for great performances (Doubt got four acting nods, and a writing one to boot) but didn't have any obvious all-encompassing, overarching themes.  None that had a bit of light at the end of the tunnel, anyways.  Okay, well what about Dallas Buyers Club?  It won two Globes, for goodness sake!!!  So did Dreamgirls.  And Walk The Line.  And Closer.  Do you want me to go on?  I'm sure McConaughey and Leto will both get nods in their respective acting categories, but I just can't picture a whole bunch of key grips and gaffers and sound technicians prefering this over, say, Saving Mr. Banks.

Regarding which, I think Tom Hanks has a little bit of a saviour complex going on.  Fifteen years ago he saved Private Ryan.  Now he's saving Mr. Banks.  Give him another couple of decades and he'll probably be starring in Saving Ira's Dentures, the whole plot of which features him turning his nursing home upside down looking for his teeth.  Hey, if Redford can put on a one-man show at the ripe old age of 77, there's no reason Tom Hanks can't do it either!  At any rate, Saving Mr. Banks is the type of showbiz movie that Hollywood voters prefer over fare such as Inside Llewyn Davis.  They're set in the same time period, but Saving focuses on movies, and a much-beloved one at that; not only that, Tom plays one of the most beloved American icons of all time (just don't ask Meryl Streep), Walt Disney (and trust me, if his performance in Captain Phillips wasn't going to get him a shoo-in best actor nomination, he would get recognized for Saving Mr. Banks based on name recognition alone).  Throw in the whole "triumph over adversity" angle that Oscar always seems to masturbate over, and you have yourself the ninth best picture nominee.  

And joining it:  Lee Daniels' The Butler.  This is a movie that had a huge amount of buzz back in late summer / early fall, and then it just seemed to fall off the face of the earth.  Nevertheless, I'm predicting it will get in due to three main reasons.  1) It was released in theatres in August, and just came out on Blu-Ray a couple of weeks ago.  This will garner it votes from many people who don't get out much, just by the dates of its releases.  2) It has a big cast of actors who have done a wide range of movies.  Forrest Whitaker, Oprah, John Cusack, Jane Fonda, Cuba Gooding, Terrence Howard, Lenny Kravitz, James Marsden, Vanessa Redgrave, Alan Rickman, Liev Schreiber, Robin Williams and Clarence Williams III -- and that's just the above-the-title cast.  Also in the cast:  Mariah Carey, Minka Kelly, Elijah Kelley, and David Oyelowo.  I can easily see a recently-retired Teamster sitting at home saying "Hmmmm ... I worked with Cuba Gooding Jr on Chill Factor -- he always had time to say hi to me.  I think I'll vote for The Butler".  Trust me, sometimes these things work this way.  Last but not least, 3) it's a historical movie featuring real characters, a triumph-over-adversity storyline, and drama inherent in its civil rights setting.  Think of it as The Help II:  All The Man's Presidents.  I've called this one as a best picture nominee from the start, and I'm not going to give up on it now.  In fact, the only way I can see The Butler NOT getting nominated is if the Academy voters figure it's too similar to 12 Years A Slave, and choose to disregard it thusly.  Because like Solomon Northup's story, Cecil Gaines' tale also focuses on black people.  Too similar, you see.  All those black people.  Harumph!!!  Howard, bring me another mint julep!!!

Sorry, got sidetracked for a minute there.  So there you have it:  after much long-winded consideration, these are my predictions for the 10 best picture nominees at the Academy Awards.  Can't wait until Thursday to see if I am right!

American Hustle
The Butler
Captain Phillips
Gravity
Nebraska
Philomena
Rush
Saving Mr. Banks
12 Years A Slave 
The Wolf Of Wall Street

 

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

The tangibility of literature

Hello, everybody, and happy new year!

Sorry it's taken so long for me to start writing.  Between packing for the upcoming move, taking the Jeopardy Online Test, and rehearsing for a play (and auditioning for another one) -- oh yeah, and the requisite 40 hours per week at work -- this week's been fairly busy. 

I have found time to indulge in one of my passions, however, and that is reading.  One of the great things about the written word is that it can transport you anywhere, to any place in time, and you feel like you know that world; that you belong -- nay, that you ARE part of that world.  Right now I have three books on the go:  The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by CS Lewis (book two of the Chronicles of Narnia series, the whole of which is my bedside reading for the foreseeable future), The End of Your Life Book Club by Will Schwalbe (an autobiography about a man and his mother who being a sort of book club as it were, discussing their favorite works of literature while she undergoes chemo for Stage Four cancer), and most recently The Book Thief by Markus Zusak, which is in theatres as we speak.

Apparently there has been a slight rise in the amount of people reading thanks to e-readers and tablets.  While I'm thankful that people are able to indulge their imaginations in any way shape or form, there's still something about holding a book in your hand that's comforting.  And yes, slightly magical.  I realize that physically, it's one and the same no matter whether it's old-school or electronic.  The words on the page (or screen) are reaching your brain and stimulating the various imagination impulses.  I get that.  But holding those words in the palm of your hand, the touch and the smell and sheer tangibility of a bound and printed book is, for me at least, far superior.  It could be a paperback hot off the press, with that new book smell and a flashy movie-poster style cover.  It could be a musty old tome, one with thick pages that you know were bound before the age of mass-production, the ones whose pages from the side and top look almost corrugated, like the tops of the old potato chip bags we ate when we were children.  And the smell -- ah, the sweet heavenly smell when you open a book for the first time, having no idea where the journey will lead you but projecting a sense of serenity and trust in your new-found literary friend as you deeply inhale the wonders of the written word.  

The smell of a book that's been collecting dust on the shelves of a used bookstore or library for decades is a sensory treasure that's all-too rarely discovered these days.  And their covers, sometimes sun-dappled and cracked, sometimes damp and musty -- the gilt-edged hardbacks that have long-ago been stripped of their jackets (some may have never had any) -- all are a part of the wonderful physicality of reading.  Just as a mother protects its young, so too does the cover of a book; no matter how long it's been neglected by the rest of humanity, its story is there to be experienced by you and your imagination.  You possess it.  You live through its pages.  Many others have done so in the past, and many more will do likewise in the future, but for the time it takes to finish the tale, that story is yours and yours alone.  Its world is your world.  Its characters are your friends.  And just as the most important people and places in your life will always be with you, so too are your favorite books, with their characters and settings that stay with you forever.  They are, in a word, unforgettable.